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Fletcher Field Cadets!

2
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Quick march!

3
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Gee, that's terrific.

4
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Wow.

5
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Hey, guys, look what's coming!

6
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Duddy, stop it!

7
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Hey, Mr. James,
is it true you were

8
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a pastry chef in the first war?

9
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Forward march!

10
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Forward march!

11
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We're like this, you know.

12
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But I'd say it to his face even.

13
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The boy wonder was no better
than a bum in this town.

14
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What's he now, the gangster?

15
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- All right, all right.
- Whatever, whatever, all right?

16
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Anyway, Laplante, he's broke.

17
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So he goes up to Park Avenue

18
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and starts hanging on the streetcar stops.

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You known what he's doing?

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Collecting streetcar
transfers off the street

21
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and selling them.

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Nerve?

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Nerve.

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At three cents apiece, he's got
about a quarter in two hours

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and he walks right in that door, Laplante,

26
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and sits in on the rummy game.

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Did he win?

28
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He runs it up to about 10
bucks in no time at all.

29
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Now you know what he does next?

30
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Hi ya, Pop.

31
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Oh, look at the little soldier.

32
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You all know my kid, don't you?

33
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Is this Lennie?

34
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- No.
- Lennie?

35
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Lennie's 22. He's gonna be a doctor.

36
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He's had scholarships all through school.

37
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This is Duddy. He's a dope like me.

38
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Oh, geez, come on.

39
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Get some supper.

40
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- Hey, Moe.
- Hi ya, Duddy.

41
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Hi ya, Sully.

42
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Give me a special please.

43
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Oh, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

44
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So, the boy wonder takes
the $10 and places it

45
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on a horse running at Belmont.

46
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Now the horse comes in and pays 11 to one.

47
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Now he goes looking for a babat <i>game.</i>

48
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49
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Now picture him, Laplante.

50
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A 29-year-old boy who hasn't
even made his name yet.

51
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Yeah, all night he spends
gambling with those lowlifes.

52
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Gangsters, anti-Semites, the like.

53
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I mean, if he loses, all
right, but if he wins,

54
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are they gonna let that
little St. Urban Street Jew

55
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walk off with all that money?

56
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Now just imagine, Laplante.

57
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It's dawn.

58
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The city is awakening.

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In the Jewish General Hospital let's say

60
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a baby is being born.

61
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In the Catholic hospital,
now no offense, Laplante,

62
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some poor misbeguided nun
has just died of an abortion.

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The boy wonder steps
out into God's sunlight,

64
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and in his pocket is close
to a thousand dollars.

65
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Duddy.

66
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Now mortals like you and I
go home and get some sleep.

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The boy wonder catches the
first train to Baltimore.

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And you know that's a tough horse town.

69
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I mean, for six weeks
we don't hear from him.

70
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Expect the worst, I said to myself.

71
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Ah, then one day, who
should come into town

72
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but Jerry Dingleman, the boy wonder?

73
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Only this time, he's
driving a car a block long

74
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and sitting beside him is the greatest

75
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little piece you ever saw.

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I mean, knockers, hoo hoo hoo!

77
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And you know what else?

78
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He's got his own stable now. No, I swear!

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He's got eight horses
running at Baltimore, yeah.

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And from what? From what, Laplante?

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Streetcar transfers at three cents apiece.

82
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Can you beat that?

83
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Ooh.

84
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She's got a sign in her bra,
and you know what it says?

85
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It says, watch out for the four-foot drop.

86
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Duddy, you're gonna have
to go home by yourself.

87
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I gotta take Josette some place.

88
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Why can't Dubrowski take Josette?

89
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Because it's gotta be me.

90
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Now will you do as I ask, please?

91
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Aw, geez.

92
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He gets it off the top.

93
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Hey, you're pimping for her.

94
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Duddy, how many times have I told you

95
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not to barge in like
that when I'm studying?

96
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Oh yeah, I know. Anatomy's a big killer.

97
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Oh hey hey, hey hey, I got a job

98
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as a waiter up north this summer.

99
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You don't have to worry about your fees

100
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for school next year,
you can have all my tips.

101
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Great.

102
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Oh, I know, don't tell me.

103
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Uncle Benjy's gonna pay all my fees.

104
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Get outta here.

105
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- All right, all right.
- You got any matches?

106
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Throw me the matches.

107
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Duddy!

108
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Uncle Benjy, Uncle Benjy.

109
00:10:27,102 --> 00:10:30,230
You see that old geezer,
the one in the corner?

110
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He's been stealing bolts
of cloth. I saw him.

111
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,777
Joey, Line One.

112
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In all my years in the trade,

113
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I never hired anybody to
spy on the workers here.

114
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Why not?

115
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You afraid you're gonna find
even more of them stealing?

116
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You know with all your
loans and helping them

117
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set up the union, they still think

118
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you're a Jew and a capitalist.

119
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Oh hoo hoo, some kid you are.

120
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Not like Lennie, eh?

121
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I hear you're selling
underwear to the girls

122
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you get from a mail order house.

123
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How did you make all
your money, Uncle Benjy?

124
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What am I gonna do with you?

125
00:11:05,886 --> 00:11:06,929
Why don't you fire me?

126
00:11:09,348 --> 00:11:12,141
I won't fire you. It
would hurt your grandfather.

127
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If you never had any
spies, how come you knew

128
00:11:16,687 --> 00:11:19,397
I was selling the underwear,
you son of a bitch?

129
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Your grandfather was a
failure in this country.

130
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:38,414
Why?

131
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:43,418
Your Uncle Benjy, with all
his money, is nothing too.

132
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Of your father I won't even speak.

133
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A man without land is nobody.

134
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Remember that, Duddy.

135
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Zeda.

136
00:12:13,903 --> 00:12:17,448
If I got some land,
you know, lots of land,

137
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would I be a somebody then?

138
00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:04,583
I know, I know, I see the cards.

139
00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:33,943
Can I give you a hand?

140
00:14:38,113 --> 00:14:39,531
What's your name?

141
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Yvette.

142
00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:15,770
Ow!

143
00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:20,900
Your book, uh?

144
00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:24,278
Hot stuff, really. The real McCoy.

145
00:15:24,278 --> 00:15:26,613
Listen, you ever read
"God's Little Acre," huh?

146
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Horniest book I ever read.

147
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Hot stuff.

148
00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:30,700
This volume is reserved for members

149
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of the medical profession.

150
00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:39,082
You a doctor?

151
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:42,252
I'm Irwin Schubert.

152
00:15:42,252 --> 00:15:43,253
How are you?

153
00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:44,129
That's Joe Vinsky.

154
00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:45,464
- Hi.
- How you doing?

155
00:15:45,464 --> 00:15:46,756
That's Donald Levitt.

156
00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:47,882
- Hi.
- Hi.

157
00:15:47,882 --> 00:15:50,634
And that is Bernie Ulfman.

158
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:51,469
Hello.

159
00:15:51,469 --> 00:15:52,470
Hi, Bernie.

160
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,012
Haven't seen you on campus.

161
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:56,723
You must be Kravitz then, eh.

162
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,308
Hey, that's right.

163
00:15:58,308 --> 00:15:59,809
Hey, how'd you know that?

164
00:15:59,809 --> 00:16:02,186
You go to Fletcher's
Field High, don't you?

165
00:16:02,186 --> 00:16:03,854
Well I graduated.

166
00:16:03,854 --> 00:16:04,897
So, you're at McGill?

167
00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:09,109
All of us. We're only
here for the season.

168
00:16:09,109 --> 00:16:10,777
I don't know what got into Rubin,

169
00:16:10,777 --> 00:16:13,279
putting a regular waiter in with us.

170
00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:15,531
No no, no no no.

171
00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:16,699
I'm not a regular waiter.

172
00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:19,826
See, my father is in the
transport business, like.

173
00:16:19,826 --> 00:16:21,828
And I'm up here, I'm making a study

174
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:24,081
of the hotel business, like.

175
00:16:25,706 --> 00:16:29,835
Possibly you might also make
a study of English grammar.

176
00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:32,671
Like.

177
00:16:33,713 --> 00:16:35,381
Yours is abominable.

178
00:17:12,956 --> 00:17:14,415
Irwin.

179
00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:16,501
Irwin, the bread is stale, Irwin.

180
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:17,460
You're right.

181
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,586
Oh my God.

182
00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:35,892
Two more, Paddy, come
on. Let's go, come on, man.

183
00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:39,062
No tomatoes, and tomatoes.

184
00:17:39,062 --> 00:17:41,356
Paddy, Paddy, where are my blintzes?

185
00:17:41,356 --> 00:17:42,899
I ordered them a half hour ago.

186
00:17:47,486 --> 00:17:51,157
Coming through. Two
plates of blintzes, Paddy.

187
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,457
Boychik.

188
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,500
Yes, sir.

189
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,014
<i>We're the Fathers.</i>

190
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,307
We're here for the season.

191
00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:23,726
I like snappy service.

192
00:18:23,726 --> 00:18:27,646
You give it to us, you get the other half.

193
00:18:28,731 --> 00:18:29,565
Capiche?

194
00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,228
Just a little token of friendship.

195
00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:24,029
Coming through, coming through.

196
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,530
Five blintzes, Paddy.

197
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,698
Three blintzes, Paddy. Thank you.

198
00:19:28,783 --> 00:19:30,284
Boy, he's a lovely lad that.

199
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:42,378
Let's, let's not make a big fuss.

200
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:45,923
I just, I got some extra tips, that's all.

201
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:02,229
Atta boy, Irwin, pull.

202
00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:05,440
Hey, use your left hand.
It'll feel like someone else.

203
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,275
Put yourself in hand, Irwin.

204
00:20:20,537 --> 00:20:21,704
Look at him.

205
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,709
He's got three more
tables than anybody else

206
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:29,003
in the dining room and,
still, he never stops.

207
00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,756
It's cretinous little
money grubbers like Kravitz

208
00:20:33,756 --> 00:20:35,550
that cause anti-Semitism, you know.

209
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:37,843
Hey, there you are.

210
00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:38,719
Did you have a nice summer, Mr. Cohen?

211
00:20:38,719 --> 00:20:39,553
Wonderful.

212
00:20:39,553 --> 00:20:41,638
Good, very good. Very, very good.

213
00:20:41,638 --> 00:20:43,265
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

214
00:20:43,265 --> 00:20:44,099
Don't spend it all in one place.

215
00:20:44,099 --> 00:20:45,516
No, sir. Thank you very much.

216
00:20:45,516 --> 00:20:46,892
Anything for a dollar.

217
00:20:52,148 --> 00:20:52,981
"Look."

218
00:21:07,995 --> 00:21:10,872
Well, David, how do
you like shoveling food

219
00:21:10,872 --> 00:21:13,124
into the greedy mouths
of the nouveau riches?

220
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,793
Uh, well your father,

221
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:17,961
father's a very, very
decent man to work for.

222
00:21:17,961 --> 00:21:20,047
Did you know he pinches all

223
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:22,215
the chambermaids' little bums?

224
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,216
Have to go now.

225
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:25,593
Hey, isn't tonight your night off?

226
00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:26,427
Yeah, so?

227
00:21:57,746 --> 00:21:58,580
Huh?

228
00:22:00,123 --> 00:22:01,124
Good night, suckers.

229
00:22:15,387 --> 00:22:18,807
♪ The wonder boy ♪

230
00:22:18,807 --> 00:22:23,143
♪ His magic touch will soon destroy ♪

231
00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:24,853
♪ Your will to resist ♪

232
00:22:24,853 --> 00:22:26,647
Tell me, David, is it true

233
00:22:26,647 --> 00:22:28,981
that you and Yvette are cohabiting?

234
00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:32,819
I'm told she's wild about soixante-neuf.

235
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:36,279
But take care, child. Most
of them have gonorrhea.

236
00:22:43,411 --> 00:22:46,956
Hey, ever read "God's Little Acre"?

237
00:22:48,124 --> 00:22:50,209
Do you wanna know if I go the limit?

238
00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:56,548
Don't you think Jewish girls do that?

239
00:22:56,548 --> 00:22:58,133
Hey, hey hey. Come on.

240
00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:00,759
I been around, you know.

241
00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:03,178
They love it,

242
00:23:04,346 --> 00:23:05,848
just as much as shikses.

243
00:23:05,848 --> 00:23:07,557
Maybe even more.

244
00:23:16,273 --> 00:23:17,107
Well?

245
00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:20,235
I could lose everything.

246
00:23:20,235 --> 00:23:22,862
$300 is a lotta money. That's all my tips.

247
00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:24,780
I thought you were a gambler.

248
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,991
It's not that I'm a gambler.

249
00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,826
I need a stake.

250
00:23:28,826 --> 00:23:31,244
I got a lot of ideas. I'm
a real comer, you know?

251
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:35,748
Only trouble is, there's
a lotta comers before me.

252
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,334
I mean, Toni Home Permanent's
already been invented.

253
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,004
Goddammit.

254
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:44,131
Some other guy already thought of Kleenex.

255
00:23:49,844 --> 00:23:51,304
Listen.

256
00:23:51,345 --> 00:23:52,138
Listen.

257
00:23:53,347 --> 00:23:56,475
The man who invented the supermarket,

258
00:23:58,101 --> 00:23:59,561
he must have been just some schnook

259
00:23:59,561 --> 00:24:01,730
of a corner grocer once, right?

260
00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:03,856
I mean, even the boy wonder,
you know the boy wonder

261
00:24:03,856 --> 00:24:06,317
just sold streetcar transfers once?

262
00:24:06,317 --> 00:24:08,569
He and my old man are just
like this. Did you know that?

263
00:24:09,944 --> 00:24:11,362
Well.

264
00:24:15,074 --> 00:24:16,534
I'll risk it.

265
00:24:16,534 --> 00:24:19,119
Zero, ha ha, no winners! Woo hoo!

266
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,789
Oh, okay, having fun.
All right, here we go.

267
00:24:23,707 --> 00:24:26,209
No winner, no winner. Place
your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

268
00:24:26,209 --> 00:24:28,044
All right, don't get so nervous.

269
00:24:28,044 --> 00:24:30,046
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

270
00:24:30,046 --> 00:24:31,923
Betting is up to you.

271
00:24:31,923 --> 00:24:33,049
There we go.

272
00:24:33,049 --> 00:24:35,717
Place your bets, place your bets.

273
00:24:35,717 --> 00:24:37,844
Contribute to the fund.

274
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:38,929
All right, that's it, that's
it, that's it, all right.

275
00:24:38,929 --> 00:24:40,138
That's it, no more bets, no more bet.

276
00:24:40,138 --> 00:24:42,348
Here we go, here we go, here we go.

277
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:43,307
Come on.

278
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,896
Come to the Daddy. Black Six.

279
00:24:50,730 --> 00:24:53,483
No winners, zero winners.

280
00:24:53,483 --> 00:24:55,693
We have a winner here? All
right, we have a winner.

281
00:24:55,693 --> 00:24:56,778
You can have a little chip.

282
00:24:56,778 --> 00:24:57,653
I give you a little chip,

283
00:24:57,653 --> 00:24:59,530
and I take all the rest of the chips.

284
00:25:01,865 --> 00:25:03,700
Okay, okay, place your bets.

285
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:06,118
Here's an eight. Here's my lucky number.

286
00:25:06,118 --> 00:25:09,830
Here's my lucky number.
Here's my lucky number.

287
00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:12,750
Hey, get off my lucky number, here.

288
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:14,501
18 red.

289
00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:17,879
Okay, okay, no winners at all.

290
00:25:17,879 --> 00:25:19,089
All right, listen, listen, listen.

291
00:25:19,089 --> 00:25:21,257
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

292
00:25:21,257 --> 00:25:22,633
I know you've all been losing a lot.

293
00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:24,677
So I'm no Cheapskate, I'm no chiseler.

294
00:25:24,677 --> 00:25:25,970
So this is what I'm gonna do.

295
00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:27,304
I'm gonna raise the
betting limit to a dollar.

296
00:25:27,304 --> 00:25:28,721
From now on, you can beta dollar

297
00:25:28,721 --> 00:25:30,306
on any number you want, all right?

298
00:25:30,306 --> 00:25:31,975
Place your bets. Place your bets.

299
00:25:31,975 --> 00:25:33,726
Number Seven's your number.

300
00:25:40,232 --> 00:25:41,650
Okay, suckers, come on, come on.

301
00:25:41,650 --> 00:25:43,777
All right, that's it,
that's it, no more bets.

302
00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:44,694
Here we go.

303
00:25:47,655 --> 00:25:49,532
25, 25, we have a winner.

304
00:25:49,532 --> 00:25:51,826
We finally have a winner.
Who is it, who is it?

305
00:25:51,826 --> 00:25:54,578
Irwin, Herbert, Irvin?

306
00:25:54,578 --> 00:25:57,247
Harold? Yeah, yeah, gotcha, in the corner.

307
00:25:57,247 --> 00:25:59,374
Okay, we have a winner. You get paid off.

308
00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:02,167
35 little chips out of my millions,

309
00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:04,420
millions of chips that I have.

310
00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:12,135
15, 15, we got a winner. Who's the winner?

311
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,469
It's me again.

312
00:26:15,597 --> 00:26:17,514
12, 12 red.

313
00:26:17,514 --> 00:26:18,932
Me.

314
00:26:27,982 --> 00:26:29,942
Okay, okay, place your
bets, place your bets.

315
00:26:29,942 --> 00:26:32,485
Irwin, what do you like this time, uh?

316
00:26:32,485 --> 00:26:33,320
18 again.

317
00:26:34,154 --> 00:26:37,449
Come on, come on. Here we are.

318
00:26:37,449 --> 00:26:39,284
Irwin's a winner.

319
00:26:39,284 --> 00:26:41,827
All right, no more bets, no more bets.

320
00:26:41,827 --> 00:26:42,745
Wait a minute, Duddy, wait a minute.

321
00:26:43,746 --> 00:26:44,705
No more bets, ladies and gentlemen.

322
00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:46,206
Here we go, here we go, here we go.

323
00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:49,834
Hey, the dealer's getting nervous now.

324
00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:50,668
Let's see it fall.

325
00:26:50,668 --> 00:26:51,502
Come on.

326
00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:53,796
Come on.

327
00:26:56,506 --> 00:26:57,382
18.

328
00:27:01,637 --> 00:27:04,430
Hey, hey, Duddy, are you gonna pay?

329
00:27:04,430 --> 00:27:05,431
Come on.

330
00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:11,978
Okay, how many for you?

331
00:27:16,232 --> 00:27:18,777
This is your roulette
wheel, I found out.

332
00:27:18,777 --> 00:27:19,652
You bastard.

333
00:27:22,613 --> 00:27:23,530
Come on!

334
00:27:28,868 --> 00:27:29,702
18.

335
00:27:42,589 --> 00:27:44,799
That's it.

336
00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:46,592
That's it. I'm all cleaned out.

337
00:27:54,057 --> 00:27:55,975
Cuckoo, you better take care of this.

338
00:28:44,935 --> 00:28:45,893
Duddy?

339
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,159
It's so nice to see
you lie still for once.

340
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,161
What?

341
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,122
You're always jumping and moving

342
00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:11,416
and running and scratching.

343
00:29:35,812 --> 00:29:38,023
Give him the $300 right now please.

344
00:29:38,023 --> 00:29:40,776
Don't worry, nobody's gonna
know anything about this, Duddy.

345
00:29:40,776 --> 00:29:43,903
They thought you might be
too proud to take the money.

346
00:29:43,903 --> 00:29:44,945
Isn't that amusing?

347
00:29:46,989 --> 00:29:48,907
Cheaters never prosper, you know.

348
00:29:51,367 --> 00:29:53,161
Well, I hope this will,

349
00:29:53,161 --> 00:29:55,246
hope this'll teach you
and Linda a good lesson.

350
00:29:55,246 --> 00:29:57,414
Hope you both profit
from it in the future.

351
00:30:00,626 --> 00:30:01,752
Uh uh uh.

352
00:30:01,752 --> 00:30:05,129
Before you get it, one promise.

353
00:30:05,129 --> 00:30:06,714
No more roulette.

354
00:30:06,714 --> 00:30:07,548
Right.

355
00:30:07,548 --> 00:30:08,549
But you don't understand.

356
00:30:08,549 --> 00:30:09,425
No buts.

357
00:30:09,425 --> 00:30:10,343
Give him the money.

358
00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:12,844
I'll give him the money.

359
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:13,720
Here.

360
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,097
It's from all the guests together.

361
00:30:16,097 --> 00:30:17,766
Listen, maybe I gave a
little more than Levitt,

362
00:30:17,766 --> 00:30:19,351
but who's counting, uh?

363
00:30:19,392 --> 00:30:21,602
I mean $20 is the same as five.

364
00:30:23,229 --> 00:30:24,772
Spirit that counts.

365
00:31:27,451 --> 00:31:30,788
I thought we were
going for a swim first.

366
00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:31,621
Oh yeah?

367
00:31:31,621 --> 00:31:32,873
Yeah.

368
00:31:32,873 --> 00:31:33,748
Where's the lake?

369
00:31:33,748 --> 00:31:34,624
It's over there.

370
00:31:36,293 --> 00:31:37,335
Where?

371
00:31:37,335 --> 00:31:38,545
Right there.

372
00:32:06,569 --> 00:32:08,321
Oh for Christ sake.

373
00:32:09,864 --> 00:32:11,489
Oh my God almighty.

374
00:32:19,955 --> 00:32:20,873
It's beautiful.

375
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,002
Beautiful.

376
00:32:33,426 --> 00:32:34,676
Son of a bitch.

377
00:32:38,805 --> 00:32:41,767
Yvette, have you ever been
here before with anyone else?

378
00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:43,309
Answer me!

379
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:44,352
You're jealous.

380
00:32:44,352 --> 00:32:45,394
Just answer the question.

381
00:32:45,394 --> 00:32:46,771
Have you been here before with anyone

382
00:32:46,771 --> 00:32:48,397
like, from the hotel?

383
00:32:48,397 --> 00:32:49,231
No.

384
00:32:49,231 --> 00:32:50,065
Have you been here with anyone?

385
00:32:50,065 --> 00:32:51,358
Of course, many times.

386
00:32:51,358 --> 00:32:53,276
Oh, goddammit.

387
00:32:54,778 --> 00:32:56,279
You don't understand.

388
00:32:57,739 --> 00:32:59,239
I don't come here with men.

389
00:33:00,491 --> 00:33:02,785
We used to come here to
swim when I was little.

390
00:33:03,994 --> 00:33:04,828
Oh.

391
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:11,918
What's wrong, Duddy?

392
00:33:13,211 --> 00:33:15,420
How far is it to the road?

393
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:16,546
About half a mile.

394
00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:20,926
Hey, are you angry with me?

395
00:33:20,926 --> 00:33:22,426
Yvette.

396
00:33:22,426 --> 00:33:25,388
Yvette, you can't tell anyone
that we came here today.

397
00:33:25,388 --> 00:33:26,222
Okay?

398
00:33:27,098 --> 00:33:29,183
If you promise me that, I'll give you $50.

399
00:33:32,769 --> 00:33:34,813
Where you going?

400
00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,898
Yvette, what's wrong?

401
00:33:38,524 --> 00:33:39,525
I don't like you anymore,

402
00:33:39,525 --> 00:33:40,985
and I don't want your stinking money.

403
00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:41,860
Oh, Yvette, I'm sorry.

404
00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:44,446
I'm sorry. I'm very excited, that's all.

405
00:33:44,446 --> 00:33:45,530
You don't understand.

406
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:53,996
Do you trust me?

407
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:57,874
Yes.

408
00:34:00,585 --> 00:34:01,419
Okay.

409
00:34:02,253 --> 00:34:03,087
Okay.

410
00:34:06,090 --> 00:34:07,967
I wanna buy this lake.

411
00:34:13,471 --> 00:34:15,807
You're not laughing.

412
00:34:15,807 --> 00:34:16,641
No.

413
00:34:21,603 --> 00:34:24,189
Sanagasett's getting crowded, right?

414
00:34:24,189 --> 00:34:25,857
People are gonna want new places.

415
00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:29,527
All this land is gonna be mine.

416
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,196
Over there, there's gonna be a hotel,

417
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,823
a children's camp, everything.

418
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,367
Right over there.

419
00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:42,329
Right over there, I'm gonna
build a farm for my grandfather.

420
00:34:45,332 --> 00:34:46,584
A man without land,

421
00:34:48,002 --> 00:34:49,586
a man without land is nobody.

422
00:34:52,047 --> 00:34:54,591
But we have to be very careful, Yvette.

423
00:34:54,591 --> 00:34:55,884
If anybody else sees this land,

424
00:34:55,884 --> 00:34:57,468
they're gonna get the same idea.

425
00:34:58,385 --> 00:35:00,596
So we can't tell anybody about it.

426
00:35:00,596 --> 00:35:01,430
I won't.

427
00:35:05,933 --> 00:35:07,894
Hey, the farmers, they will not want

428
00:35:07,894 --> 00:35:10,188
to sell to you because you're a Jew.

429
00:35:10,188 --> 00:35:12,439
Hey, watch it. Watch it, eh?

430
00:35:12,439 --> 00:35:13,607
You understand?

431
00:35:13,607 --> 00:35:14,941
But you are a Jew, no?

432
00:35:16,401 --> 00:35:18,236
Oh, shit, of course I am.

433
00:35:20,863 --> 00:35:21,697
You can help me.

434
00:35:21,697 --> 00:35:22,531
Me?

435
00:35:22,531 --> 00:35:24,950
- I can put up the money.
- You can buy the land.

436
00:35:27,244 --> 00:35:28,870
I'll cut you in for the profits.

437
00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:35,251
Oh, Jesus, what did I do now?

438
00:35:36,627 --> 00:35:38,087
Yvette?

439
00:35:38,087 --> 00:35:39,588
Yvette, goddammit.

440
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:41,507
What I do?

441
00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:48,721
Hey, Pop!

442
00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:51,973
Let me see you.

443
00:35:51,973 --> 00:35:54,392
Hey, Moe, smoked meat please.

444
00:35:55,352 --> 00:35:57,270
So, so what don't you
write me any letters?

445
00:35:57,270 --> 00:35:58,897
Aw, you know me. I'm
not much for letters.

446
00:35:58,897 --> 00:36:00,648
Oh, when Lennie worked
as camp counselor,

447
00:36:00,648 --> 00:36:01,565
you wrote to him every week.

448
00:36:01,565 --> 00:36:03,776
- That's different.
- He's the sensitive type.

449
00:36:03,776 --> 00:36:06,278
His nerves are shot, you know.
He's been studying too hard.

450
00:36:06,278 --> 00:36:07,737
Uncle Benjy's gonna send him to Cape Cod

451
00:36:07,737 --> 00:36:08,905
for a couple of weeks.

452
00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:09,906
Oh yeah? That's nice.

453
00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,032
How's Zeda?

454
00:36:11,032 --> 00:36:13,952
Same. Still trying to make
things grow in that backyard.

455
00:36:15,202 --> 00:36:16,036
He ask about me?

456
00:36:16,036 --> 00:36:17,412
He sure did.

457
00:36:17,412 --> 00:36:18,914
The old man's crazy about you.

458
00:36:19,790 --> 00:36:21,917
I wonder what the hell
he sees in you, huh?

459
00:36:21,917 --> 00:36:23,376
Hey. Gin.

460
00:36:23,376 --> 00:36:24,210
Gin?

461
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:25,920
Oh you caught him
good too. Look at that.

462
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,255
All right, all right, let me count, uh.

463
00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:28,840
Here, 10, 20, 38, here.

464
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,216
48.

465
00:36:30,216 --> 00:36:31,341
48.

466
00:36:31,341 --> 00:36:33,093
Hey, I'm out.

467
00:36:36,763 --> 00:36:38,514
- Duddy, how are you?
- Hey, Lennie.

468
00:36:38,514 --> 00:36:39,348
How you doing, man?

469
00:36:39,348 --> 00:36:40,474
The athlete.

470
00:36:45,563 --> 00:36:46,688
Where you going?

471
00:36:46,688 --> 00:36:47,605
Tennis. Listen, listen.

472
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:48,481
Tennis.

473
00:36:48,481 --> 00:36:49,816
Duddy, I forgot to get some money

474
00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:50,775
from Uncle Benjy yesterday.

475
00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:52,193
Can you lend me 10 bucks until tomorrow.

476
00:36:52,193 --> 00:36:53,027
Yeah yeah, no problem, no problem.

477
00:36:53,027 --> 00:36:54,319
I meant to get you a present, you know.

478
00:36:54,319 --> 00:36:55,279
Yeah, sure.

479
00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:57,197
I didn't have time, so.

480
00:36:57,197 --> 00:36:58,282
How's 30 bucks?

481
00:37:00,659 --> 00:37:02,285
Thanks, Duddy.

482
00:37:02,285 --> 00:37:03,119
You're welcome.

483
00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:14,254
What's the matter with the shirt

484
00:37:14,254 --> 00:37:15,088
you had on yesterday?

485
00:37:15,088 --> 00:37:16,840
Look at this goddamn laundry.

486
00:37:18,507 --> 00:37:19,967
Lennie's playing tennis.

487
00:37:21,051 --> 00:37:22,303
Lennie.

488
00:37:22,303 --> 00:37:24,471
He's hanging out with
a whole new crowd now.

489
00:37:25,556 --> 00:37:28,016
None of them are Jewish,
and they drink too much.

490
00:37:29,225 --> 00:37:30,852
They're all college kids,
though, and they come

491
00:37:30,852 --> 00:37:32,729
from good families, so what the hell?

492
00:37:33,646 --> 00:37:34,730
Listen, Dad.

493
00:37:36,148 --> 00:37:39,151
I want you, I want you to
take me to the Boy Wonder.

494
00:37:41,777 --> 00:37:43,738
Come on, you always promise
you'd take me to him.

495
00:37:43,738 --> 00:37:44,989
When you're ready.

496
00:37:44,989 --> 00:37:46,407
Remember, I always say when you're ready.

497
00:37:46,407 --> 00:37:47,992
Okay, well, I'm ready now, Daddy.

498
00:37:47,992 --> 00:37:49,534
I have this deal I
wanna talk to him about.

499
00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:50,493
Deal.

500
00:37:50,493 --> 00:37:51,453
What do you think, the Boy Wonder waits

501
00:37:51,453 --> 00:37:54,080
for pishers of 19 for deals?

502
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,707
Okay.

503
00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:58,209
You don't wanna do it, I'll do it myself.

504
00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:59,585
And embarrass me?

505
00:37:59,585 --> 00:38:02,463
Why are you always afraid
that I'm gonna embarrass you?

506
00:38:02,463 --> 00:38:03,464
Don't shout at me.

507
00:38:05,256 --> 00:38:06,883
When I lose my temper, I.

508
00:38:08,885 --> 00:38:10,637
I lose my temper.

509
00:38:20,103 --> 00:38:22,939
I got you some sports
shirts up at Sanagassett.

510
00:38:24,899 --> 00:38:25,733
It's a gift like.

511
00:38:29,819 --> 00:38:30,987
Well, uh.

512
00:38:33,698 --> 00:38:34,950
Give them to me tonight.

513
00:38:37,785 --> 00:38:39,161
Sure thing.

514
00:38:58,512 --> 00:38:59,846
You don't have to buy me presents.

515
00:38:59,846 --> 00:39:00,846
I wanted to.

516
00:39:02,265 --> 00:39:04,934
Anyway, it's for the farm.

517
00:39:07,561 --> 00:39:08,520
I found some land.

518
00:39:09,396 --> 00:39:10,647
Lie to an old man.

519
00:39:10,647 --> 00:39:12,732
I'm serious, Zaide.

520
00:39:12,732 --> 00:39:14,526
It's a whole lake. It's fantastic.

521
00:39:15,402 --> 00:39:18,237
And the greenest field is
gonna be reserved for you.

522
00:39:20,197 --> 00:39:24,784
And I'm going to night school,
Zaide, at the university.

523
00:39:24,784 --> 00:39:27,245
Studying business administration.

524
00:39:27,245 --> 00:39:29,539
Good, very good.

525
00:39:38,505 --> 00:39:41,299
Well, if there are no more questions,

526
00:39:41,299 --> 00:39:44,427
it only remains to me to thank our guest,

527
00:39:44,427 --> 00:39:47,596
the distinguished and
internationally known

528
00:39:47,596 --> 00:39:50,181
film director Peter John Friar,

529
00:39:50,181 --> 00:39:53,435
for his illumating, illuminating,

530
00:39:53,435 --> 00:39:58,063
illuminating lecture on Italian
Neorealism, What's Next?

531
00:40:12,617 --> 00:40:13,452
Yeah.

532
00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:19,957
Your talk was a pleasure, really.

533
00:40:19,957 --> 00:40:21,334
It was really educational.

534
00:40:22,543 --> 00:40:24,795
Jolly decent of you to say so.

535
00:40:28,465 --> 00:40:29,466
I hope you like it here.

536
00:40:31,176 --> 00:40:33,094
Montreal is the world's
largest inland seaport.

537
00:40:37,097 --> 00:40:39,308
A burgeoning film center too.

538
00:40:39,308 --> 00:40:40,225
That's why I'm here, old boy,

539
00:40:40,225 --> 00:40:42,519
at the invitation of
your National Film Board.

540
00:40:47,065 --> 00:40:49,359
They're mad keen that
I should work for them.

541
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:50,568
Oh really?

542
00:40:50,568 --> 00:40:52,569
Yes, they saw a modest
little documentary

543
00:40:52,569 --> 00:40:54,363
I made for an oil company.

544
00:40:54,363 --> 00:40:56,573
Played the Edinburgh Festival.

545
00:40:56,573 --> 00:40:59,658
It won an award later, in Venezuela.

546
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:02,661
Very prestigious, if I do say so myself.

547
00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:06,165
Waiter.

548
00:41:06,165 --> 00:41:07,332
Gee.

549
00:41:07,332 --> 00:41:10,043
I feel really embarrassed now.

550
00:41:10,043 --> 00:41:12,921
To bother such a big-time
operator like you with my plans.

551
00:41:12,921 --> 00:41:13,755
Oh, you know.

552
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,550
How old are you?

553
00:41:18,550 --> 00:41:19,968
I'm going on 20.

554
00:41:19,968 --> 00:41:24,972
Irving Thalberg was what,
only 22 when he took over MGM.

555
00:41:25,098 --> 00:41:26,182
No kidding.

556
00:41:26,182 --> 00:41:27,016
Yeah.

557
00:41:32,479 --> 00:41:34,189
Yes sirree, Bob.

558
00:41:41,862 --> 00:41:42,738
No.

559
00:41:44,323 --> 00:41:46,032
You wouldn't like it, my plans.

560
00:41:47,617 --> 00:41:48,451
See,

561
00:41:49,661 --> 00:41:52,163
they're what you'd call, commercial.

562
00:41:54,164 --> 00:41:56,792
See, I've always thought
that there was a lot of money

563
00:41:56,792 --> 00:41:59,670
to be made in, in movies of, uh,

564
00:42:01,171 --> 00:42:03,047
of weddings and bar mitzvahs.

565
00:42:05,049 --> 00:42:08,469
Yeah, what a splendid notion.

566
00:42:09,845 --> 00:42:10,929
You really think so?

567
00:42:11,888 --> 00:42:13,390
Have you any, have you any interest,

568
00:42:13,390 --> 00:42:15,058
interested clients or?

569
00:42:15,058 --> 00:42:16,560
Well, I have two
orders in hand. Yes I do.

570
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,019
And there's a long list of
weddings coming up, yes.

571
00:42:19,019 --> 00:42:21,856
Oh, oh. Well, I might
just be interested.

572
00:42:21,856 --> 00:42:23,274
You see, it just so happens that for years

573
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,900
I've been interested in
folklore and tribal customs.

574
00:42:27,694 --> 00:42:28,695
Pardon me?

575
00:42:31,531 --> 00:42:33,866
Well the record of a
wedding or a bar mitzvah

576
00:42:33,866 --> 00:42:35,742
needn't necessarily be crassly commercial.

577
00:42:35,742 --> 00:42:37,286
We could concentrate on the symbolism

578
00:42:37,286 --> 00:42:39,204
inherent in the ceremony.

579
00:42:39,204 --> 00:42:40,038
Well it would have to be in color.

580
00:42:40,038 --> 00:42:41,456
That's a very, very big selling point.

581
00:42:41,456 --> 00:42:43,958
Yes, there is just
one point I always make

582
00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:45,960
to every producer before I start.

583
00:42:47,545 --> 00:42:49,504
I demand a completely free hand.

584
00:42:50,547 --> 00:42:52,799
I will tolerate absolutely no interference

585
00:42:52,799 --> 00:42:55,093
with my artistic integrity.

586
00:42:55,093 --> 00:42:55,927
Uh-huh.

587
00:42:55,927 --> 00:42:57,928
Well, I don't know a camera
lens from a horse's ass.

588
00:42:57,928 --> 00:42:59,305
So you can stop worrying.

589
00:42:59,305 --> 00:43:00,389
But there is one thing, sir.

590
00:43:00,389 --> 00:43:01,765
I think the important thing
about this kind of film

591
00:43:01,765 --> 00:43:03,350
is not the symbolism but to work in

592
00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:05,518
as many relatives and
friends as humanly possible.

593
00:43:05,518 --> 00:43:06,936
That's exactly what I mean!

594
00:43:10,273 --> 00:43:11,107
Wait a minute.

595
00:43:11,107 --> 00:43:11,941
You wait a minute, Buster.

596
00:43:14,902 --> 00:43:17,029
That's not my plan, actually.

597
00:43:17,029 --> 00:43:19,239
Or Mr. Gilpriest.

598
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,948
He was my slave at Eton.

599
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,409
Proper little bastard.

600
00:43:26,329 --> 00:43:28,164
No, no, I mean I should have followed

601
00:43:28,164 --> 00:43:30,540
my brother into the foreign office.

602
00:43:31,541 --> 00:43:35,545
Eton and Cambridge, no
good to me in Hollywood.

603
00:43:35,545 --> 00:43:37,129
Couldn't speak Yiddish.

604
00:43:40,132 --> 00:43:40,966
Uh.

605
00:43:41,967 --> 00:43:42,801
Hm.

606
00:43:44,344 --> 00:43:45,970
Oh, yeah, excuse me.

607
00:43:52,476 --> 00:43:55,312
Okay, just sign the contract

608
00:43:55,312 --> 00:43:56,355
right here.

609
00:43:59,775 --> 00:44:03,361
It's no use, Kravitz,
I can't do this to you.

610
00:44:03,361 --> 00:44:04,737
I'm a cardholder.

611
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:07,073
A Communist.

612
00:44:08,031 --> 00:44:10,659
I fled the United States
one jump ahead of the FBI.

613
00:44:11,535 --> 00:44:12,577
I'm on the Blacklist.

614
00:44:12,577 --> 00:44:13,411
No kidding.

615
00:44:13,411 --> 00:44:14,996
I must be, mustn't I?

616
00:44:14,996 --> 00:44:16,205
Well so what?

617
00:44:16,205 --> 00:44:19,041
Don't you see, Kravitz,
if you employ me,

618
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,377
it's likely you'll never be able

619
00:44:21,377 --> 00:44:23,753
to work in Hollywood either.

620
00:44:23,753 --> 00:44:26,047
Oh. Oh.

621
00:44:29,509 --> 00:44:31,843
We're partners, Mr. Friar.

622
00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:32,678
Huh?

623
00:44:33,679 --> 00:44:34,513
Just sign.

624
00:44:35,931 --> 00:44:36,765
Oh.

625
00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:38,892
That's very white of you.

626
00:44:59,827 --> 00:45:01,912
Hey, that Yvette, geez.

627
00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:07,584
The wife of Bruce, she died.

628
00:45:07,584 --> 00:45:09,669
May she rest in peace. So what?

629
00:45:09,669 --> 00:45:12,421
So, he's going to live in
Nova Scotia with his son.

630
00:45:12,421 --> 00:45:13,255
Great!

631
00:45:13,255 --> 00:45:16,592
And I offered the notary
$40 an acre, half cash.

632
00:45:16,592 --> 00:45:18,593
Uh, $3,200 down.

633
00:45:18,593 --> 00:45:20,803
250 on deposit, I put.

634
00:45:20,803 --> 00:45:23,639
How long do we have to make
the rest of the down payment?

635
00:45:23,639 --> 00:45:24,765
Three weeks.

636
00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:25,600
Oh.

637
00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:28,977
Don't you have the money, Duddy?

638
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:32,480
You wrote to me you
had $3,000 in the bank.

639
00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:35,983
You mustn't lie to me, Duddy.

640
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:36,859
Lie to you?

641
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,070
Yvette, when my father is sleeping,

642
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,572
I'm driving his cab, right?

643
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,823
I'm also selling soap and
toilet equipment to factories,

644
00:45:43,823 --> 00:45:45,241
but with the movie
equipment and the office,

645
00:45:45,241 --> 00:45:46,868
I got maybe $600 left.

646
00:45:48,411 --> 00:45:50,621
And I happen to have a Scotch limp prick

647
00:45:50,621 --> 00:45:54,583
of a Presbyterian in some
shiny suit for a bank manager.

648
00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:55,709
I'm sorry.

649
00:45:58,878 --> 00:46:00,796
All right, don't worry.

650
00:46:00,796 --> 00:46:02,089
Don't worry.

651
00:46:02,089 --> 00:46:03,090
We got three weeks.

652
00:46:04,175 --> 00:46:06,009
We'll get the rest of the money.

653
00:46:06,009 --> 00:46:07,886
Even if I have to kill somebody for it.

654
00:46:08,762 --> 00:46:10,388
Hey, give me your hand.

655
00:46:13,308 --> 00:46:15,643
Oh, do I got a bone on.

656
00:46:20,939 --> 00:46:22,523
Get that truck outta here! Go!

657
00:46:29,238 --> 00:46:30,656
All the productions
are gonna be in color.

658
00:46:30,697 --> 00:46:32,866
A lasting record for your grandchildren,

659
00:46:32,866 --> 00:46:33,909
their grandchildren after them.

660
00:46:33,909 --> 00:46:35,869
Listen, listen, it's okay for Cohen.

661
00:46:35,869 --> 00:46:37,578
His daughter's marrying into the Gordons,

662
00:46:37,578 --> 00:46:38,788
and he can afford it, okay?

663
00:46:38,788 --> 00:46:40,581
Oh, oh, so I bet
you're thinking it costs

664
00:46:40,581 --> 00:46:42,917
maybe $3,000 to make a
movie like this, huh?

665
00:46:42,917 --> 00:46:44,794
What are you crazy?

666
00:46:44,794 --> 00:46:47,212
You see? But it wouldn't
cost you that much.

667
00:46:47,212 --> 00:46:50,548
For you, I make a top-notch
movie for you, $2,000.

668
00:46:50,548 --> 00:46:51,633
The boy's crazy.

669
00:46:51,633 --> 00:46:53,342
And don't tell Cohen I
made you this deal, heh.

670
00:46:53,342 --> 00:46:56,679
No, no. How many times I gotta tell ya?

671
00:46:56,679 --> 00:46:59,473
Don't mix the steel with the aluminum.

672
00:46:59,473 --> 00:47:01,349
No mix-ay pas, comprendez?

673
00:47:03,059 --> 00:47:04,560
That's why I cough in it.

674
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,730
Look, Duddy, when I go to a
movie, I put down 90 cents,

675
00:47:07,730 --> 00:47:09,606
I go in Loews, all right.

676
00:47:09,606 --> 00:47:13,068
Now, look, my Bernie's a fine
kid, but Gary Cooper he's not.

677
00:47:13,068 --> 00:47:14,152
Excuse me, I'm busy.

678
00:47:14,152 --> 00:47:15,445
All right, no hard feelings.

679
00:47:15,445 --> 00:47:17,113
I just thought that since your Bernie

680
00:47:17,113 --> 00:47:19,115
was such good friends with the Siegel boy,

681
00:47:19,115 --> 00:47:20,866
and since we're doing that
bar mitzvah in December.

682
00:47:20,866 --> 00:47:24,328
Duddy, Duddy, I happen to know,

683
00:47:24,328 --> 00:47:27,872
you're not making a
picture for Siegel, okay?

684
00:47:28,832 --> 00:47:30,583
Are you calling me a liar?

685
00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:32,335
I can't believe it. I can't believe.

686
00:47:32,335 --> 00:47:33,168
I'm standing here...

687
00:47:33,168 --> 00:47:36,338
Duddy, will you stop jumping around?

688
00:47:36,338 --> 00:47:38,006
Boy, you're some kid.

689
00:47:38,006 --> 00:47:39,883
Look, for starters, tell me, how do I know

690
00:47:39,883 --> 00:47:42,009
that a kid like you who's
still wet behind.

691
00:47:42,009 --> 00:47:44,095
Wet, hell, you're soaking behind the ears.

692
00:47:44,095 --> 00:47:46,013
How do I know you know
how to make a movie?

693
00:47:46,013 --> 00:47:47,640
Mr. Friar is a very
experienced director.

694
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,433
Yeah, yeah, he's a
regular Louie B. Mayer,

695
00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:50,600
so if he's so terrific, tell me,

696
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:55,105
how come he's making bar
mitzvah pictures, with a boy?

697
00:48:00,276 --> 00:48:01,944
When you're done with the front side,

698
00:48:01,944 --> 00:48:06,948
do the same thing over there.

699
00:48:06,990 --> 00:48:10,118
So, um, got a lotta money invested?

700
00:48:12,578 --> 00:48:13,787
Oy vey.

701
00:48:13,787 --> 00:48:15,622
It's a great idea. It's gonna work.

702
00:48:15,622 --> 00:48:16,749
We'll see. We'll see.

703
00:48:17,666 --> 00:48:19,917
Now tell me. Tell me straight.

704
00:48:19,917 --> 00:48:21,836
How much is it really gonna cost?

705
00:48:24,756 --> 00:48:27,175
About 900 to a thousand dollars.

706
00:48:27,175 --> 00:48:29,843
Lies. You lie through your ears.

707
00:48:30,802 --> 00:48:33,221
Let's say your cost is $600, all right,

708
00:48:33,221 --> 00:48:35,223
so I'll tell you what,
you make the picture

709
00:48:35,223 --> 00:48:37,224
from Bernie's bar
mitzvah, and if I like it

710
00:48:37,224 --> 00:48:38,517
I'll give you a thousand dollars.

711
00:48:38,517 --> 00:48:40,311
If not, you'll burn it.

712
00:48:40,311 --> 00:48:42,229
I can give you a
black-and-white print for $1,200.

713
00:48:42,229 --> 00:48:45,940
Let it be $1,200, but
color, and only if I like it.

714
00:48:47,567 --> 00:48:49,444
You're such a liar, though.

715
00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:52,321
Listen, Duddy, are you
going to see Siegel now?

716
00:48:52,321 --> 00:48:53,238
I tell you what you do.

717
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,115
You tell him you're
making the picture for me,

718
00:48:55,115 --> 00:48:57,075
and I'm giving you $2,000.

719
00:48:57,075 --> 00:48:57,910
Let him call me.

720
00:48:57,910 --> 00:48:59,827
But don't trust him. He's not like me.

721
00:48:59,827 --> 00:49:03,998
Get $500 cash and the
rest in writing, huh?

722
00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,292
You're such a liar.

723
00:49:11,546 --> 00:49:14,966
I say, old boy, when is the
bar mitzvah actually, huh?

724
00:49:14,966 --> 00:49:17,384
It's two weeks from Saturday.

725
00:49:37,277 --> 00:49:38,111
We've got to hit them with something

726
00:49:38,111 --> 00:49:39,821
unusual in the first frame.

727
00:49:39,821 --> 00:49:43,115
Listen, listen, I think
the main thing is to get

728
00:49:43,115 --> 00:49:45,284
a lotta shots of Old Man Farber.

729
00:49:45,284 --> 00:49:46,952
Yes.

730
00:49:46,952 --> 00:49:50,622
You see, I see a slow resolve
into the lad's racial memory.

731
00:49:51,873 --> 00:49:53,458
Perhaps we should start with the pain

732
00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:55,751
of the baby's circumcision.

733
00:49:55,751 --> 00:49:57,378
You can't put a kid's
pecker in the picture.

734
00:49:57,378 --> 00:49:59,046
There are gonna be women
and children there.

735
00:49:59,046 --> 00:50:00,089
Shush.

736
00:50:00,089 --> 00:50:02,423
Remember, no artistic interference.

737
00:50:03,383 --> 00:50:06,094
Right now I see myself
waiting on tables again.

738
00:50:10,264 --> 00:50:11,098
Goodbye.

739
00:50:12,307 --> 00:50:13,308
How long do we have?

740
00:50:14,309 --> 00:50:15,143
About 10 days.

741
00:50:15,143 --> 00:50:16,311
Oh, Jesus.

742
00:50:17,646 --> 00:50:19,480
Look, I'm gonna need you here,

743
00:50:20,731 --> 00:50:21,899
as a secretary like.

744
00:50:25,111 --> 00:50:27,028
What makes you think that
I'm going to stay in Montreal?

745
00:50:27,028 --> 00:50:28,530
You'll stay. You'll stay.

746
00:50:31,533 --> 00:50:33,034
But, Duddy, what about the money?

747
00:50:33,034 --> 00:50:36,412
I'll get the money! Now
just, will you lay off please?

748
00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:39,874
Hey.

749
00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:42,917
You wanna do it on the floor?

750
00:50:47,297 --> 00:50:49,299
You won't get any splinters.

751
00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:51,300
Honest. What do you say?

752
00:50:56,847 --> 00:50:58,764
So the Montreal
Royals, pennant and playoff

753
00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,933
winners, await the outcome of
the St. Paul-Columbus finals

754
00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:02,184
for the Little World Series.

755
00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:04,312
Last night, Columbus
trounced St. Paul nine-three.

756
00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:05,645
In the fifth game of the series.

757
00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:07,647
Columbus leads best of seven three-two.

758
00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:09,399
Tonight, it's St. Paul at Columbus.

759
00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:12,694
You didn't get home till
four o'clock again last night.

760
00:51:14,653 --> 00:51:15,738
Pissed again.

761
00:51:17,072 --> 00:51:18,198
They were married last night

762
00:51:18,198 --> 00:51:19,909
at the home of the bride's parents.

763
00:51:22,452 --> 00:51:24,370
Do you know anything about
Lennie that I should know?

764
00:51:24,370 --> 00:51:25,455
Nope.

765
00:51:25,455 --> 00:51:26,289
Why?

766
00:51:28,249 --> 00:51:29,583
Something funny going on.

767
00:51:31,919 --> 00:51:32,794
Here's the
weather report for Montreal,

768
00:51:32,794 --> 00:51:34,755
the Laurentians and the eastern townships.

769
00:51:34,755 --> 00:51:37,340
It will be generally cooler in all areas.

770
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:38,716
There will be variable cloudiness

771
00:51:38,716 --> 00:51:40,718
clearing this evening with light winds...

772
00:51:46,723 --> 00:51:49,643
Hey, Dad? Do you ever think
about getting married again?

773
00:51:49,643 --> 00:51:50,477
What?

774
00:51:51,311 --> 00:51:53,604
I thought, I thought
you were lonely like.

775
00:51:53,604 --> 00:51:55,064
No one will ever replace
your mother for me.

776
00:51:55,064 --> 00:51:56,065
Don't you ever forget that.

777
00:51:56,065 --> 00:51:57,483
Well I don't remember
her very well, you know.

778
00:51:57,483 --> 00:51:59,234
I was only six when she.

779
00:51:59,234 --> 00:52:02,111
You missed out on
plenty, brother, plenty.

780
00:52:02,111 --> 00:52:03,571
Dora was some wife.

781
00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:09,034
Did she like me?

782
00:52:10,410 --> 00:52:11,411
Sure, why not?

783
00:52:23,547 --> 00:52:25,382
Hey, I almost forgot.

784
00:52:25,382 --> 00:52:27,217
The Boy Wonder will see
you tomorrow at 11:30.

785
00:52:27,217 --> 00:52:28,051
Are you kidding me?

786
00:52:28,051 --> 00:52:28,885
No, I'm not kidding you.

787
00:52:28,885 --> 00:52:30,679
Hey, this means you think I'm ready now,

788
00:52:30,679 --> 00:52:31,513
doesn't it, Daddy?

789
00:52:31,513 --> 00:52:32,346
Don't embarrass me.

790
00:52:32,346 --> 00:52:33,639
I'm not gonna embarrass you.

791
00:52:33,639 --> 00:52:35,391
The Wonder's doing this
as a special favor for me.

792
00:52:35,391 --> 00:52:37,184
You're gonna very
proud of me. Just watch.

793
00:52:37,184 --> 00:52:38,352
I'll watch.

794
00:52:49,528 --> 00:52:51,196
Hey, kid, what's your name?

795
00:52:51,196 --> 00:52:52,030
Kravitz.

796
00:52:53,115 --> 00:52:55,242
Kravitz, Kravitz, yeah.

797
00:52:55,242 --> 00:52:56,534
You've made it, kid.

798
00:52:56,534 --> 00:52:58,911
We're gonna start you
right here, as a busboy.

799
00:52:58,911 --> 00:53:00,037
Wait a second, wait a second.

800
00:53:00,037 --> 00:53:01,998
There must be some, uh, mistake.

801
00:53:01,998 --> 00:53:03,374
Isn't Mr. Dingleman gonna see me?

802
00:53:03,374 --> 00:53:04,916
Look, he's a very busy man.

803
00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:07,252
- I'll try my best, Jerry.
- That's all I can do.

804
00:53:08,712 --> 00:53:10,005
Hey.

805
00:53:10,005 --> 00:53:12,256
Mr. Dingleman. I'm
Max's boy, Duddy Kravitz.

806
00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:13,090
There must be some mistake.

807
00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:13,924
I'm sorry, Mr. Dingleman.

808
00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:14,758
I'm no schnook.

809
00:53:14,758 --> 00:53:15,592
I don't need your help to get job

810
00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:16,677
as a lousy busboy, you know.

811
00:53:16,677 --> 00:53:18,137
Are you in the habit of barging

812
00:53:18,137 --> 00:53:20,430
into people's places like this, sonny?

813
00:53:20,430 --> 00:53:22,348
My father said we had an appointment.

814
00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:25,727
I'd like you to look
at these, please, sir.

815
00:53:28,478 --> 00:53:30,439
I think we could really help one another.

816
00:53:30,439 --> 00:53:32,232
Some other time, sonny.

817
00:53:33,984 --> 00:53:35,776
Well, sonny yourself, you big tub of...

818
00:53:35,776 --> 00:53:40,281
Hey, hey, you son of a
bitch. Get your hands off me!

819
00:53:40,281 --> 00:53:42,366
Look, you lousy liar.

820
00:53:43,616 --> 00:53:45,118
Afraid I was gonna embarrass you, eh?

821
00:53:45,118 --> 00:53:48,496
That intimate with the Boy Wonder shit!

822
00:53:48,496 --> 00:53:50,040
He doesn't know you from
a hole in the ground.

823
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,248
Duddy, please, not here.

824
00:53:51,248 --> 00:53:53,042
All those stories
ever since I was a kid,

825
00:53:53,042 --> 00:53:54,668
how could you do this to me?

826
00:53:54,668 --> 00:53:55,502
Do what?

827
00:53:56,628 --> 00:53:57,463
You asked me to get you an appointment,

828
00:53:57,463 --> 00:53:59,172
and I got you one, right?

829
00:53:59,172 --> 00:54:00,757
I mean, what do you think
any schnook can walk in

830
00:54:00,757 --> 00:54:02,508
off the street and see
the Wonder just like that?

831
00:54:11,725 --> 00:54:15,978
Max. Max Kravitz, how are you?

832
00:54:15,978 --> 00:54:16,812
Mr. Dingleman.

833
00:54:21,525 --> 00:54:23,818
Hasn't changed much,
has it, Moe?

834
00:54:28,031 --> 00:54:29,949
Hello, Duddy.

835
00:54:29,949 --> 00:54:30,866
Moe, get.

836
00:54:30,866 --> 00:54:32,409
Moe, quick get.

837
00:54:33,285 --> 00:54:34,745
You want a root beer?

838
00:54:34,745 --> 00:54:35,996
No. No, thanks.

839
00:54:35,996 --> 00:54:37,039
Some coffee.

840
00:54:37,039 --> 00:54:37,873
No no, no no.

841
00:54:37,873 --> 00:54:38,706
Stop begging him, will ya?

842
00:54:38,706 --> 00:54:40,917
You shut up. I'm your
father, and you shut up.

843
00:54:40,917 --> 00:54:42,210
Mr. Dingleman and I are old friends.

844
00:54:42,210 --> 00:54:43,044
Isn't that right, Mr. Dingleman?

845
00:54:43,044 --> 00:54:44,212
Yeah, sure, you bet.

846
00:54:44,212 --> 00:54:46,338
Look, Duddy, this is a hell of an idea.

847
00:54:46,338 --> 00:54:47,881
I wanna talk to you about it.

848
00:54:47,881 --> 00:54:49,132
You don't say?

849
00:54:49,174 --> 00:54:50,634
Be polite. Talk nice.

850
00:54:50,675 --> 00:54:52,677
Now look, I've gotta go to New York.

851
00:54:52,677 --> 00:54:54,845
I'll get you a ticket. We'll
talk about it on the train.

852
00:54:54,845 --> 00:54:55,679
What?

853
00:54:55,679 --> 00:54:57,223
You heard what the man said.

854
00:54:59,475 --> 00:55:01,602
I won't sit with you
on the train, Duddy.

855
00:55:01,602 --> 00:55:03,978
As a matter of fact, from
the time we leave this place

856
00:55:03,978 --> 00:55:07,023
till we get to New York, you
don't know me, you understand?

857
00:55:08,942 --> 00:55:10,442
Good.

858
00:55:10,442 --> 00:55:11,944
Now, here's $550.

859
00:55:13,403 --> 00:55:15,322
Fifty's for expenses.

860
00:55:15,322 --> 00:55:18,241
The 500, we'll call that a loan.

861
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,785
Now all you have to do

862
00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:22,662
is take this bag with you to New York.

863
00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:24,580
Understand?

864
00:55:27,791 --> 00:55:28,792
Sure you do.

865
00:55:37,258 --> 00:55:38,175
My name's Virgil.

866
00:55:39,593 --> 00:55:40,427
Hi.

867
00:55:41,511 --> 00:55:42,720
From Montreal?

868
00:55:44,722 --> 00:55:46,141
Yeah.

869
00:55:46,141 --> 00:55:47,308
I'm from Plattsburgh.

870
00:55:51,770 --> 00:55:52,896
You going to New York?

871
00:55:54,106 --> 00:55:54,940
Yeah.

872
00:55:55,983 --> 00:55:56,983
Business, I'm an indie.

873
00:55:56,983 --> 00:55:58,276
A what?

874
00:55:58,276 --> 00:56:01,070
An independent motion picture producer.

875
00:56:01,070 --> 00:56:03,447
Oh yeah, we're the biggest in Canada.

876
00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:05,031
Here, I'll show you my card.

877
00:56:05,031 --> 00:56:08,243
Really, that's wonderful. It really is.

878
00:56:09,911 --> 00:56:12,705
I've always wanted to be in
the movie industry myself.

879
00:56:12,705 --> 00:56:13,706
Oh.

880
00:56:13,706 --> 00:56:16,417
Well, we're always
looking for new investors.

881
00:56:17,418 --> 00:56:18,752
Too late.

882
00:56:18,752 --> 00:56:21,588
I invested everything I
had in pinball machines.

883
00:56:21,588 --> 00:56:22,839
Mm.

884
00:56:22,839 --> 00:56:26,843
10 of them, $350 apiece.

885
00:56:26,843 --> 00:56:28,635
Next thing I know, they get banned.

886
00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:31,346
Now they're sitting in a warehouse.

887
00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:34,850
Can you get them into Canada?

888
00:56:36,350 --> 00:56:39,187
What would a movie producer
want with pinball machines?

889
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:43,482
Well, I like helping people.

890
00:56:44,357 --> 00:56:45,942
I just might be interested.

891
00:56:45,942 --> 00:56:47,027
Really?

892
00:56:47,027 --> 00:56:49,070
Yeah.

893
00:56:49,070 --> 00:56:52,364
Plattsburgh, Plattsburgh next.

894
00:56:53,324 --> 00:56:55,326
Have you got anything to declare?

895
00:56:55,326 --> 00:56:56,243
No.

896
00:56:56,243 --> 00:57:00,580
No, sir.

897
00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:01,915
This is where I get off.

898
00:57:01,915 --> 00:57:03,291
Nice meeting you.

899
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:07,754
Hey.

900
00:57:09,546 --> 00:57:10,839
You deliver them to me in Montreal,

901
00:57:10,839 --> 00:57:12,799
I'll give you $150 for them, each.

902
00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:43,795
So far so good.

903
00:59:08,233 --> 00:59:10,610
Older than
the banks of the Nile.

904
00:59:10,610 --> 00:59:14,613
Not so cruel as the
circumcision rite of the Zulus.

905
00:59:14,613 --> 00:59:17,033
And even more intricate than a snowflake

906
00:59:17,908 --> 00:59:19,869
is the bar mitzvah.

907
00:59:55,316 --> 00:59:57,318
From generation to generation,

908
00:59:58,277 --> 01:00:00,446
for years before the birth of Christ,

909
01:00:01,738 --> 01:00:04,449
the rule of law has been
passed from hand to hand

910
01:00:04,449 --> 01:00:06,409
among the chosen people.

911
01:00:06,409 --> 01:00:09,203
Something priceless. Something cherished.

912
01:00:09,203 --> 01:00:10,829
Like chinchilla.

913
01:00:10,829 --> 01:00:15,167
One more crack outta
you, Arnie, and out you go.

914
01:00:15,167 --> 01:00:18,294
This is a
story of one Hebrew babe

915
01:00:18,294 --> 01:00:21,381
and how at the age of 13 he was at last

916
01:00:21,381 --> 01:00:24,966
accepted as an adult member of his tribe.

917
01:00:31,807 --> 01:00:34,975
This is the story of the bar mitzvah

918
01:00:34,975 --> 01:00:37,061
of Bernard, son of Moses.

919
01:00:39,146 --> 01:00:40,688
Lock the doors,
here comes the dirty part.

920
01:00:40,688 --> 01:00:43,942
Through the
centuries, the eight-day-old.

921
01:00:43,942 --> 01:00:48,946
Hebrew babe is welcomed
into the race with blood.

922
01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:55,035
What's that?

923
01:01:00,957 --> 01:01:04,501
Wait a minute, that's not
what I saw in the shul.

924
01:02:27,908 --> 01:02:30,619
Zaide, Zaide, what's
the matter with you?

925
01:02:30,619 --> 01:02:32,119
What's wrong?

926
01:02:32,119 --> 01:02:34,371
What's wrong, Zaide? Where you going?

927
01:02:34,371 --> 01:02:35,206
Zaide, wait a minute.

928
01:02:35,206 --> 01:02:38,125
That afternoon,
in the good rabbi's study,

929
01:02:38,167 --> 01:02:41,461
he's told something of the
tragic history of his race.

930
01:02:41,461 --> 01:02:43,880
How reactionary dictators
from Nero to Hitler

931
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:47,382
persecuted them in order to
divert the working classes

932
01:02:47,382 --> 01:02:50,302
from the true cause of their sorrows.

933
01:02:57,266 --> 01:03:02,271
♪ God bless you and
protect your children ♪

934
01:03:02,355 --> 01:03:06,691
♪ Until the end ♪

935
01:03:06,691 --> 01:03:09,361
♪ Until the end ♪

936
01:03:30,379 --> 01:03:33,298
A most edifying experience.

937
01:03:33,298 --> 01:03:34,632
A work of art.

938
01:03:34,632 --> 01:03:35,633
Yeah.

939
01:03:47,602 --> 01:03:50,688
I would like to see it again.

940
01:03:51,730 --> 01:03:52,565
See how nice you look?

941
01:03:52,565 --> 01:03:53,440
What, what?

942
01:03:54,692 --> 01:03:57,486
Costs plenty. Don't
worry, it's all paid for.

943
01:03:57,486 --> 01:03:58,319
Thank you, thank you.

944
01:04:07,411 --> 01:04:08,370
Oh, Duddy.

945
01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:10,998
Hey, hey, listen.

946
01:04:10,998 --> 01:04:14,041
Tonight you order anything you
want. The sky is the limit.

947
01:04:15,459 --> 01:04:16,627
Aw, Jesus, this stuff really makes

948
01:04:16,627 --> 01:04:18,838
you wanna piss, doesn't it?

949
01:04:27,012 --> 01:04:28,888
He'll never marry you.

950
01:04:34,852 --> 01:04:36,812
I think, I think we had better order.

951
01:04:36,812 --> 01:04:38,062
I'm getting very hungry.

952
01:04:41,357 --> 01:04:43,776
The Hebrew never marries
outside his own race.

953
01:04:46,361 --> 01:04:47,237
I'd marry you.

954
01:04:48,905 --> 01:04:50,574
I'm mad keen for you.

955
01:04:57,788 --> 01:05:00,832
Please, John, be nice.

956
01:05:00,832 --> 01:05:02,417
He's very happy tonight.

957
01:05:04,419 --> 01:05:05,253
Please.

958
01:05:13,552 --> 01:05:14,553
Now what happened?

959
01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:16,679
Here.

960
01:05:17,805 --> 01:05:18,681
Read it yourself.

961
01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:23,811
Dear Dad, I'll get in touch
with you as soon as I can,

962
01:05:23,811 --> 01:05:26,438
but I'm not going back to medical school.

963
01:05:26,438 --> 01:05:28,774
I'm sorry, please forgive me, Lennie.

964
01:05:28,774 --> 01:05:30,192
Jesus.

965
01:05:30,192 --> 01:05:31,276
You think he would have got in touch

966
01:05:31,276 --> 01:05:32,943
with me, whatever it was.

967
01:05:32,943 --> 01:05:33,861
I'm the father!

968
01:05:33,861 --> 01:05:36,447
We gonna have a family quarrel now?

969
01:05:39,825 --> 01:05:42,661
I haven't seen you in a long time.

970
01:05:42,661 --> 01:05:43,953
You've changed.

971
01:05:46,206 --> 01:05:47,040
You haven't.

972
01:05:49,792 --> 01:05:52,878
He's in business for
himself now. An operator.

973
01:05:52,878 --> 01:05:53,712
I heard.

974
01:05:55,506 --> 01:05:57,423
Wait, he'll burn his fingers.

975
01:05:57,423 --> 01:06:01,010
Has anybody tried to call
his friends or to find out...

976
01:06:01,010 --> 01:06:02,261
Nobody knows from nothing.

977
01:06:02,261 --> 01:06:03,804
Okay, okay.

978
01:06:05,138 --> 01:06:06,515
Why don't you both go to bed, huh?

979
01:06:06,515 --> 01:06:07,391
I'll look for him in the morning.

980
01:06:07,391 --> 01:06:08,767
Don't worry, I'll find him.

981
01:06:08,767 --> 01:06:09,935
Look who's in charge.

982
01:06:11,269 --> 01:06:13,437
You know, it's easy for you to talk.

983
01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:14,522
Maybe I never had a
lotta money to give him,

984
01:06:14,522 --> 01:06:16,023
but he's my son.

985
01:06:16,023 --> 01:06:18,234
He could be lying dead
in a ditch right now.

986
01:06:19,318 --> 01:06:20,944
I never tried to take
him away from you, Max.

987
01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:22,654
I was only trying to help.

988
01:06:22,654 --> 01:06:24,614
I got feelings.

989
01:06:24,614 --> 01:06:25,782
You'd be surprised.

990
01:06:46,174 --> 01:06:47,092
He's impotent.

991
01:06:48,176 --> 01:06:49,803
Ask your Zaide, he'd tell you.

992
01:06:49,803 --> 01:06:50,637
What?

993
01:06:50,637 --> 01:06:51,846
Your Uncle Benjy.

994
01:06:52,763 --> 01:06:55,307
For all his loot, he can't
have kids of his own.

995
01:06:55,307 --> 01:06:58,893
Now you know why Aunt Ida lived
in Florida all these years.

996
01:06:59,978 --> 01:07:01,312
Kk.

997
01:07:24,291 --> 01:07:28,003
I'm not going home. I'm
finished with medical school.

998
01:07:28,003 --> 01:07:29,296
I'm gonna get a job.

999
01:07:29,296 --> 01:07:30,130
Oh yeah?

1000
01:07:31,088 --> 01:07:32,631
Tell Daddy I'm okay.

1001
01:07:32,631 --> 01:07:35,384
And if Uncle Benjy doesn't
like it, he can go to hell.

1002
01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:36,802
Oh sure, sure. I'll take care of it.

1003
01:07:36,802 --> 01:07:38,386
I'll just tell Uncle
Benjy that all that money

1004
01:07:38,386 --> 01:07:39,554
you've taken from him over the years,

1005
01:07:39,554 --> 01:07:42,140
that's just to prove
how much you hate him.

1006
01:07:42,140 --> 01:07:44,517
Of course, Daddy is something else.

1007
01:07:44,517 --> 01:07:46,019
I'll just tell him that he
doesn't have to pimp anymore

1008
01:07:46,019 --> 01:07:48,896
so that he can buy you
gifts like Uncle Benjy.

1009
01:07:51,857 --> 01:07:54,025
So tell me, why can't
you go back to school?

1010
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,529
- I've given my word.
- I'm sworn to silence.

1011
01:07:58,529 --> 01:08:01,032
What are you, a gentleman?

1012
01:08:01,032 --> 01:08:02,699
You think just because
I wasn't born in Westmount

1013
01:08:02,699 --> 01:08:04,034
I can't be a gentleman?

1014
01:08:04,034 --> 01:08:04,910
Uh-huh.

1015
01:08:04,910 --> 01:08:06,620
Well do you think just
because some of our people

1016
01:08:06,620 --> 01:08:08,330
made buckets in the black
market during the war

1017
01:08:08,330 --> 01:08:09,164
I still can't be a gentleman?

1018
01:08:09,164 --> 01:08:11,081
I get it, I get it,
you're an anti-Semite, eh?

1019
01:08:11,081 --> 01:08:12,208
Okay, I'm an anti-Semite.

1020
01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:13,918
I prefer the company of Gentiles.

1021
01:08:13,918 --> 01:08:16,837
Mm-hm. You don't mind
me standing here, I hope.

1022
01:08:16,837 --> 01:08:18,046
I mean, you're not afraid of getting

1023
01:08:18,046 --> 01:08:19,422
contaminated or anything?

1024
01:08:19,422 --> 01:08:20,256
No.

1025
01:08:20,256 --> 01:08:22,217
Good, good, because I
have a message for you.

1026
01:08:22,217 --> 01:08:24,552
Sandra says not to worry,
her father doesn't know

1027
01:08:24,552 --> 01:08:25,719
and her doctor isn't gonna tell him.

1028
01:08:25,719 --> 01:08:26,637
You went there?

1029
01:08:26,637 --> 01:08:28,138
What is it her father doesn't know, Len?

1030
01:08:28,138 --> 01:08:29,348
Can't say.

1031
01:08:29,348 --> 01:08:30,724
Oh that's right, I'm sorry.

1032
01:08:30,724 --> 01:08:32,017
I forgot, you're a gentleman.

1033
01:08:32,017 --> 01:08:32,935
Lay off, please!

1034
01:08:32,935 --> 01:08:34,602
You're a chicken. That's what you are.

1035
01:08:34,602 --> 01:08:35,561
You want me to tell you what you did?

1036
01:08:35,561 --> 01:08:36,979
You performed an abortion on the girl.

1037
01:08:36,979 --> 01:08:38,272
What is the matter with you, Leonard?

1038
01:08:38,272 --> 01:08:40,274
You are 22 years old.

1039
01:08:40,274 --> 01:08:42,359
Don't you know better than to go bareback?

1040
01:08:49,448 --> 01:08:50,407
I know you don't like him,

1041
01:08:50,407 --> 01:08:52,535
but Irwin Schubert's one of
the brightest people I know.

1042
01:08:52,535 --> 01:08:54,036
Ah.

1043
01:08:54,036 --> 01:08:55,246
See, he took me to
this party where I met

1044
01:08:55,246 --> 01:08:57,622
Sandra Calder and Andy Simpson.

1045
01:08:57,622 --> 01:09:01,417
Andy's father is J.P
Simpson, the JP. Simpson.

1046
01:09:01,417 --> 01:09:03,962
Mm, may his balls
float in sulfuric acid.

1047
01:09:05,295 --> 01:09:06,255
Sandra liked me.

1048
01:09:07,756 --> 01:09:10,050
No one in the crowd
cared that I was Jewish.

1049
01:09:10,050 --> 01:09:12,344
I told them, you know. I
wasn't trying to hide it.

1050
01:09:12,344 --> 01:09:13,803
How could you, with your pants down?

1051
01:09:13,803 --> 01:09:14,637
Thanks.

1052
01:09:15,888 --> 01:09:16,722
Anyway.

1053
01:09:18,724 --> 01:09:20,017
Andy was in bad shape.

1054
01:09:21,476 --> 01:09:24,104
It worried me, so I asked
Irwin what was wrong.

1055
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:26,982
He told me.

1056
01:09:26,982 --> 01:09:29,191
He explained how I could help.

1057
01:09:29,191 --> 01:09:31,735
So it wasn't even you
that knocked her up?

1058
01:09:33,946 --> 01:09:35,656
Gentleman, eh? Shit.

1059
01:09:35,656 --> 01:09:36,656
You know what you are?

1060
01:09:36,656 --> 01:09:38,825
You are the number one sucker of all time.

1061
01:09:38,825 --> 01:09:40,952
You would look at things like that.

1062
01:09:40,952 --> 01:09:43,121
You have no code of honor, Duddy.

1063
01:09:43,121 --> 01:09:45,789
What's in it for me?
That's your philosophy.

1064
01:09:45,789 --> 01:09:48,083
I knew you'd never understand.

1065
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:51,336
Katschkele.

1066
01:09:51,336 --> 01:09:52,211
Cutie.

1067
01:10:00,552 --> 01:10:02,846
Me and Frank Buck, we
bring them back alive.

1068
01:10:06,141 --> 01:10:09,059
He's okay, he's okay. He's
just been studying too hard.

1069
01:10:09,059 --> 01:10:09,894
Oh, Lennie.

1070
01:10:25,449 --> 01:10:27,117
Mr. Calder, this is about Sandra.

1071
01:10:27,117 --> 01:10:29,328
She doesn't have any cold.
She's been knocked up.

1072
01:10:29,328 --> 01:10:30,746
Sorry, sweetheart.

1073
01:10:30,746 --> 01:10:32,830
Are you the abortionist
or the blackmailer?

1074
01:10:32,830 --> 01:10:35,333
Me? Are you crazy.

1075
01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:36,500
I'm sorry.

1076
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:39,045
I'm a respectable
businessman, motion pictures.

1077
01:10:43,506 --> 01:10:45,258
Don't you think he should have waited

1078
01:10:45,258 --> 01:10:47,968
until he got his degree before he started

1079
01:10:47,968 --> 01:10:49,553
performing illegal operations?

1080
01:10:49,553 --> 01:10:51,180
Okay, okay, okay.

1081
01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:52,848
But why should my brother be the fall guy?

1082
01:10:52,848 --> 01:10:54,558
Why should your daughter
and Andy Simpson get off

1083
01:10:54,558 --> 01:10:55,642
and my brother get expelled?

1084
01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:57,185
I think they should
all be thrown off campus.

1085
01:10:57,185 --> 01:10:59,938
Wow, your own daughter, eh?

1086
01:10:59,938 --> 01:11:01,397
I'm only trying to be fair.

1087
01:11:01,397 --> 01:11:02,482
Oh.

1088
01:11:02,482 --> 01:11:05,025
Oh, sure, sure you are.

1089
01:11:05,025 --> 01:11:06,693
Sandra gets expelled and she comes home

1090
01:11:06,693 --> 01:11:09,112
to this Yankee Stadium here,

1091
01:11:09,112 --> 01:11:10,781
and Andy Simpson goes
home and sits on his ass

1092
01:11:10,781 --> 01:11:12,365
until his father croaks,
and then he inherits

1093
01:11:12,365 --> 01:11:13,991
enough money to choke 10 horses.

1094
01:11:13,991 --> 01:11:16,786
And what happens to my brother?
He becomes a cab driver.

1095
01:11:16,786 --> 01:11:17,703
I'm sorry.

1096
01:11:17,703 --> 01:11:20,038
He's sorry. Jesus!

1097
01:11:20,038 --> 01:11:21,081
No disrespect meant.

1098
01:11:21,081 --> 01:11:23,291
Look, Lennie is not even
the one that knocked her up.

1099
01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:24,292
He never once touched her.

1100
01:11:24,292 --> 01:11:26,086
Is that how you people pay off favors?

1101
01:11:26,086 --> 01:11:28,253
Why didn't your brother
come here to see me himself?

1102
01:11:28,253 --> 01:11:30,255
Well, I, he's a very sensitive type.

1103
01:11:30,297 --> 01:11:31,632
He gets headaches. I don't know.

1104
01:11:31,632 --> 01:11:33,133
Tell me,

1105
01:11:33,133 --> 01:11:35,218
how does a boy like you get into films?

1106
01:11:36,177 --> 01:11:37,011
I'm interested.

1107
01:11:38,972 --> 01:11:42,517
Oh, a little more in the
corner and I would've had it.

1108
01:11:42,517 --> 01:11:44,601
That's game ball.

1109
01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:48,230
If I sink this, it'll be
three straight games, Kravitz.

1110
01:11:53,317 --> 01:11:54,402
Great shot!

1111
01:11:56,028 --> 01:11:56,862
Well,

1112
01:11:58,405 --> 01:12:01,324
you can tell Lennie he's lucky
to have a brother like you.

1113
01:12:04,452 --> 01:12:05,578
You'd be surprised some of things

1114
01:12:05,578 --> 01:12:06,996
I've done in my time, Mr. Calder.

1115
01:12:06,996 --> 01:12:07,997
I wouldn't.

1116
01:12:07,997 --> 01:12:09,832
Listen, I would, I would really like

1117
01:12:09,832 --> 01:12:11,125
to show you my appreciation.

1118
01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:13,335
I'd like to, uh, I'd
like to send you a gift.

1119
01:12:13,335 --> 01:12:14,919
I can get my hands on
some really good linen.

1120
01:12:14,919 --> 01:12:17,880
That won't be necessary, Kravitz.

1121
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,757
Why don't you come and see me again?

1122
01:12:19,757 --> 01:12:22,634
Call me. We can play snooker together.

1123
01:12:24,136 --> 01:12:25,637
Sure.

1124
01:12:25,637 --> 01:12:27,848
Yeah, yeah, sure, can do.

1125
01:12:27,848 --> 01:12:29,849
Course, I can't play you
for money, Mr. Calder.

1126
01:12:29,849 --> 01:12:31,183
You're way outta my league.

1127
01:12:32,143 --> 01:12:33,352
I see what you mean.

1128
01:12:43,903 --> 01:12:45,572
Okay, I'm here. What's the deal?

1129
01:12:45,572 --> 01:12:46,697
Mr. Ketter's ready to sell.

1130
01:12:46,697 --> 01:12:48,490
The sister in the asylum died.

1131
01:12:49,992 --> 01:12:50,826
Hi.

1132
01:12:52,995 --> 01:12:54,245
How much down?

1133
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:56,748
He wants $50 an acre, 2,500 down.

1134
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,251
Uh.

1135
01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:03,503
Okay, try to knock it down to 65 hundred,

1136
01:13:03,503 --> 01:13:05,464
and tell them that we'll
give him the whole works

1137
01:13:05,464 --> 01:13:06,715
in cash if he'll take 60.

1138
01:13:08,717 --> 01:13:10,509
Do you have the 2,500?

1139
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:25,773
It's old school, sir.

1140
01:13:25,773 --> 01:13:26,607
Excuse me.

1141
01:13:27,441 --> 01:13:30,652
Oh, Kravitz. Come for your pound of flesh?

1142
01:13:30,652 --> 01:13:33,279
I am surprised at you, Mr. Friar.

1143
01:13:33,279 --> 01:13:35,281
Don't you remember we have
a bar mitzvah tomorrow?

1144
01:13:35,281 --> 01:13:37,617
I never held up a production in my life.

1145
01:13:37,617 --> 01:13:38,493
Apologize.

1146
01:13:38,493 --> 01:13:39,869
Why don't we just go, huh?

1147
01:13:41,036 --> 01:13:42,412
Excuse me.

1148
01:13:42,412 --> 01:13:45,916
I sold my soul to a Hebrew. Shame on me.

1149
01:13:45,916 --> 01:13:46,750
Shame on me.

1150
01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,418
Listen to me, you
Venezuelan prize winner

1151
01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:49,543
of a horse's ass.

1152
01:13:49,543 --> 01:13:52,171
I want you to make me some of
those funny montages, okay?

1153
01:13:52,171 --> 01:13:53,923
Anything, just be in shape for that

1154
01:13:53,923 --> 01:13:55,424
filming tomorrow, you hear me?

1155
01:13:56,549 --> 01:13:59,344
If I was Eisenstein, he
wouldn't talk to me like that.

1156
01:14:04,556 --> 01:14:06,141
Sit down, sit down, sit down.

1157
01:14:07,684 --> 01:14:09,019
Did you pay the rent?

1158
01:14:09,019 --> 01:14:10,229
With my own salary.

1159
01:14:10,229 --> 01:14:12,147
I'll pay you back, I swear to God.

1160
01:14:12,980 --> 01:14:13,815
And the phone?

1161
01:14:13,815 --> 01:14:14,649
Yeah.

1162
01:14:14,649 --> 01:14:16,359
Then answer the fuckin' door, please.

1163
01:14:23,490 --> 01:14:26,159
Hey, long time no see.

1164
01:14:28,828 --> 01:14:30,329
Yeah.

1165
01:14:30,329 --> 01:14:31,872
Everything's okay.

1166
01:14:31,872 --> 01:14:33,707
Bringing them over the
border was a breeze.

1167
01:14:33,707 --> 01:14:34,542
It was, huh?

1168
01:14:34,542 --> 01:14:35,376
Yeah.

1169
01:14:37,544 --> 01:14:38,878
You're not happy to see me.

1170
01:14:40,797 --> 01:14:42,257
Sure I am!

1171
01:14:42,257 --> 01:14:44,216
We've just opened a pinball
business in Sanagasett.

1172
01:14:44,216 --> 01:14:45,843
Good to see you, buddy.

1173
01:14:49,179 --> 01:14:52,932
Hold it, hold
it, hold it, hold it.

1174
01:14:55,893 --> 01:14:58,229
All right, come on, come on.

1175
01:14:59,604 --> 01:15:01,022
Shit, Shit, Shit!

1176
01:15:06,194 --> 01:15:08,404
All right, in the
breast pocket of this jacket,

1177
01:15:08,404 --> 01:15:11,282
there are some pills that
my brother Lennie gave me.

1178
01:15:11,282 --> 01:15:12,741
Give me a couple.

1179
01:15:12,741 --> 01:15:14,577
No, in the breast pocket.

1180
01:15:14,577 --> 01:15:16,578
You won't be happy
until you kill yourself.

1181
01:15:16,578 --> 01:15:18,538
Look, just give me the pills.

1182
01:15:22,667 --> 01:15:24,001
Night, Virgil.

1183
01:15:25,294 --> 01:15:29,631
Wait a second. There's
something I wanna tell you.

1184
01:15:33,092 --> 01:15:34,177
I'm an epileptic.

1185
01:15:36,596 --> 01:15:38,639
Go away, Virgil.

1186
01:15:39,639 --> 01:15:41,933
I can't help it. That's
the way I was born!

1187
01:15:44,811 --> 01:15:46,313
Are you really an epileptic?

1188
01:15:48,314 --> 01:15:49,148
Yeah.

1189
01:15:50,941 --> 01:15:52,776
Of all the world's ranking crap artists,

1190
01:15:52,776 --> 01:15:53,903
how do they find me?

1191
01:15:59,866 --> 01:16:03,785
Virgil, what happens if you, uh.

1192
01:16:03,785 --> 01:16:04,786
Have a fit?

1193
01:16:04,786 --> 01:16:05,871
Yeah.

1194
01:16:05,871 --> 01:16:09,416
- Oh don't worry, Mr. Kravitz.
- I don't make much noise.

1195
01:16:09,416 --> 01:16:10,499
Oh you don't?

1196
01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:13,461
Always a silver lining, uh?

1197
01:16:15,379 --> 01:16:16,589
You know, Mr. Kravitz,

1198
01:16:18,506 --> 01:16:21,259
life is no bowl of
cherries for a guy like me.

1199
01:16:21,259 --> 01:16:22,385
You don't say?

1200
01:16:22,385 --> 01:16:23,678
I mean, would you take a chance on me

1201
01:16:23,678 --> 01:16:25,972
as a waiter, or a driver?

1202
01:16:25,972 --> 01:16:27,973
How would you like to
kiss my royal Canadian?

1203
01:16:27,973 --> 01:16:29,558
Yeah, you see?

1204
01:16:29,558 --> 01:16:31,352
We're a persecuted minority,

1205
01:16:31,352 --> 01:16:33,896
just like the Negroes or the Jews.

1206
01:16:33,896 --> 01:16:37,774
Only the Negroes, they have
the NAACP to fight for them.

1207
01:16:37,774 --> 01:16:40,276
And you Jews, you got B'nai
Brith to fight for you.

1208
01:16:40,276 --> 01:16:41,653
I know, I know.

1209
01:16:41,653 --> 01:16:45,197
We got nobody. We're all alone.

1210
01:16:45,197 --> 01:16:46,365
It's a shame, Virgil.

1211
01:16:46,365 --> 01:16:47,658
It's really a shame.

1212
01:16:47,658 --> 01:16:50,534
I mean, even the queers
are getting organized now.

1213
01:16:50,534 --> 01:16:51,369
Yeah?

1214
01:16:52,453 --> 01:16:53,913
Oh.

1215
01:16:53,913 --> 01:16:54,997
No offense.

1216
01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:57,958
What do you mean no offense?

1217
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,709
You did ask for a double room.

1218
01:16:59,709 --> 01:17:02,671
Virgil, just don't get any stupid ideas.

1219
01:17:03,630 --> 01:17:04,464
Okay.

1220
01:17:08,217 --> 01:17:10,970
Some of the greatest men in
the world were epileptics.

1221
01:17:10,970 --> 01:17:12,429
No kidding.

1222
01:17:12,429 --> 01:17:14,013
Julius Caesar.

1223
01:17:14,013 --> 01:17:14,973
Yeah?

1224
01:17:14,973 --> 01:17:18,309
Jesus Christ. Dostoevsky.

1225
01:17:19,602 --> 01:17:20,853
Charlie Chaplin.

1226
01:17:20,853 --> 01:17:22,813
Charlie Chaplin is a Jew.

1227
01:17:22,813 --> 01:17:25,274
A guy can be both, you know.

1228
01:17:25,274 --> 01:17:26,108
Oh.

1229
01:17:27,818 --> 01:17:30,945
My life's ambition, Mr. Kravitz,

1230
01:17:30,945 --> 01:17:33,948
is to organize all the
epileptics of the world.

1231
01:17:35,741 --> 01:17:37,450
I'd like to be their Sister Kinney.

1232
01:17:38,994 --> 01:17:40,662
That's what I'm gonna do
with the thousand dollars

1233
01:17:40,662 --> 01:17:41,621
I get from you.

1234
01:17:42,956 --> 01:17:45,124
That's really gonna
be something, Virgil.

1235
01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:47,876
Really.

1236
01:17:50,462 --> 01:17:51,297
Good night.

1237
01:17:57,635 --> 01:17:58,469
Okay.

1238
01:18:03,056 --> 01:18:04,516
I like you, Mr. Kravitz.

1239
01:18:09,937 --> 01:18:10,980
Do you like me?

1240
01:18:12,273 --> 01:18:13,899
Sure I do, Virgil.

1241
01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:26,910
Why?

1242
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:33,958
Couldn't I tell you in the morning?

1243
01:18:36,044 --> 01:18:36,878
Okay.

1244
01:18:40,630 --> 01:18:42,424
You and I are gonna be buddies.

1245
01:18:43,633 --> 01:18:45,594
Real buddies.

1246
01:18:45,594 --> 01:18:46,470
I could tell.

1247
01:18:49,513 --> 01:18:50,348
Good night.

1248
01:18:51,766 --> 01:18:52,600
Good night.

1249
01:19:01,399 --> 01:19:03,151
Fantastic machine, eh?

1250
01:19:03,151 --> 01:19:05,986
You know how long I can get
for receiving stolen goods?

1251
01:19:05,986 --> 01:19:07,613
Come on, I own this machine.

1252
01:19:07,613 --> 01:19:10,199
I got a receipt here,
everything. What do you think?

1253
01:19:10,199 --> 01:19:12,158
Now listen, I brought Mr.
Roseboro all the way up

1254
01:19:12,158 --> 01:19:13,785
from New York because
I want him to service

1255
01:19:13,785 --> 01:19:14,619
and install them for you.

1256
01:19:14,619 --> 01:19:15,620
He's an expert.

1257
01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:16,871
That's a falsehood.

1258
01:19:16,871 --> 01:19:19,623
Mr. Roseboro, you
wanna wait outside please?

1259
01:19:21,917 --> 01:19:23,668
Some kid I got here, huh?

1260
01:19:23,668 --> 01:19:26,880
Got himself an apartment
now, a shikse to go with.

1261
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:27,963
I hope you get the clap.

1262
01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:30,716
That'll teach you a lesson.

1263
01:19:30,716 --> 01:19:32,385
Hey, I oughta have an account
here, Moe, what do you say?

1264
01:19:32,385 --> 01:19:33,219
Huh, mark it down?

1265
01:19:33,219 --> 01:19:36,471
The day hasn't come yet,
kid, when you get credit here.

1266
01:19:38,598 --> 01:19:40,016
I wouldn't tip him.

1267
01:19:41,810 --> 01:19:42,644
Virgil.

1268
01:19:42,644 --> 01:19:45,020
Virgil, how'd you like to
stay here and go to work for me?

1269
01:19:45,938 --> 01:19:47,314
Duddy, that's wonderful.

1270
01:19:49,483 --> 01:19:53,027
You mean you'd give a
guy like me a job, knowing,

1271
01:19:53,027 --> 01:19:55,321
well you know?

1272
01:19:55,321 --> 01:19:56,656
Well you know I started
that film distribution

1273
01:19:56,656 --> 01:19:58,032
thing up in Sanagasett.

1274
01:19:58,032 --> 01:20:00,033
I'm gonna need a guy I can
trust who can take the film

1275
01:20:00,033 --> 01:20:02,202
around to all the hotels
and run the whole show.

1276
01:20:02,244 --> 01:20:04,037
Mr. Kravitz, you'll never regret this.

1277
01:20:04,037 --> 01:20:05,997
I'll work so hard for you.

1278
01:20:05,997 --> 01:20:08,165
- Just one thing, Virgil.
- I need a guy with a truck.

1279
01:20:14,296 --> 01:20:15,130
Come on.

1280
01:20:17,298 --> 01:20:18,842
What's the matter with you two?

1281
01:20:19,759 --> 01:20:22,011
Look, I owe you a thousand
dollars, right? Right.

1282
01:20:22,011 --> 01:20:22,845
Duddy.

1283
01:20:24,555 --> 01:20:26,682
What would you say, if
for that thousand dollars

1284
01:20:26,682 --> 01:20:28,934
I could lay my hands on just
the right truck for you?

1285
01:20:28,934 --> 01:20:30,227
Could you, Mr. Kravitz?

1286
01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:36,065
Broads.

1287
01:20:37,358 --> 01:20:38,984
I can pay you $60 a week.

1288
01:20:38,984 --> 01:20:40,902
I gotta keep the truck in
the company name, though.

1289
01:20:40,902 --> 01:20:43,113
It'd be a genuine honor, Mr. Kravitz.

1290
01:20:45,031 --> 01:20:45,866
A job.

1291
01:20:48,909 --> 01:20:49,869
Oh, my.

1292
01:20:52,246 --> 01:20:53,622
Yeah, but what happen if he has a fit

1293
01:20:53,622 --> 01:20:54,622
while he's driving the truck?

1294
01:20:54,622 --> 01:20:56,166
He pulls over to the curb, that's what.

1295
01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:58,293
Pulls over to the curb.

1296
01:20:58,293 --> 01:20:59,669
Listen, Duddy, I know that the truck

1297
01:20:59,669 --> 01:21:01,754
is not costing you more than $600.

1298
01:21:01,754 --> 01:21:02,588
Shush.

1299
01:21:02,588 --> 01:21:04,089
I know it.

1300
01:21:04,089 --> 01:21:06,842
I want you to give Virgil
the rest of the money back.

1301
01:21:06,842 --> 01:21:07,718
Come on.

1302
01:21:09,887 --> 01:21:11,345
I warn you if you don't do that

1303
01:21:11,345 --> 01:21:12,847
I'm going back to Sanagasett.

1304
01:21:12,847 --> 01:21:14,474
I'm going back to Sanagasett.

1305
01:21:14,474 --> 01:21:15,391
Hey!

1306
01:21:21,938 --> 01:21:24,774
I know what I got so we won't pretend.

1307
01:21:24,774 --> 01:21:26,609
Foolish talk, I don't need.

1308
01:21:29,945 --> 01:21:31,280
I've got lots of money.

1309
01:21:32,615 --> 01:21:33,449
I know.

1310
01:21:35,408 --> 01:21:38,953
If you'll give up those
vulgar movies you're making

1311
01:21:38,953 --> 01:21:42,915
and take over the
factory, you can have 50%.

1312
01:21:42,915 --> 01:21:44,208
The rest is for my wife.

1313
01:21:49,962 --> 01:21:51,255
I have other ambitions.

1314
01:21:55,635 --> 01:21:57,677
Why do you hate me so much?

1315
01:21:58,845 --> 01:22:00,472
Think it's funny?

1316
01:22:00,472 --> 01:22:01,431
Everything about me is funny.

1317
01:22:01,431 --> 01:22:02,807
I'm a regular laughingstock.

1318
01:22:05,809 --> 01:22:08,854
You know, as a kid, whenever
you came to the house,

1319
01:22:08,854 --> 01:22:10,898
you always had a surprise for Lennie.

1320
01:22:10,898 --> 01:22:12,982
I coulda been born dead for all you cared.

1321
01:22:12,982 --> 01:22:15,360
It was always for Zaide
to bring you surprises.

1322
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:18,154
He would never hear a bad
word said against you.

1323
01:22:18,154 --> 01:22:19,113
Why, did you try?

1324
01:22:20,573 --> 01:22:23,700
Such Chutzpah. Duddy,
what will become of you?

1325
01:22:25,118 --> 01:22:25,953
Well,

1326
01:22:27,913 --> 01:22:29,956
I won't become a doctor, that's for sure.

1327
01:22:32,291 --> 01:22:33,876
Now why did you say that?

1328
01:22:33,876 --> 01:22:35,378
Because Lennie never
wanted to become a doctor.

1329
01:22:35,378 --> 01:22:36,212
You forced him.

1330
01:22:37,128 --> 01:22:39,464
I did my best for that boy.

1331
01:22:39,464 --> 01:22:41,299
If I left it to your
father to bring him up,

1332
01:22:41,299 --> 01:22:43,051
he would be driving a taxi today.

1333
01:22:43,051 --> 01:22:44,760
I don't like the way
you talk about my father.

1334
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,929
Excuse me, my brother Max.

1335
01:22:46,929 --> 01:22:49,473
He's not so very bright.

1336
01:22:49,473 --> 01:22:52,268
No, you're the bright
one, that's right. I forgot.

1337
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:53,268
Congratulations.

1338
01:22:58,231 --> 01:23:00,108
Why didn't you ever have time for me?

1339
01:23:02,025 --> 01:23:03,777
Because you're a born pusher, kid,

1340
01:23:03,777 --> 01:23:05,404
a little Jew boy on the make

1341
01:23:05,404 --> 01:23:08,364
and guys like you make
me feel sick and ashamed.

1342
01:23:11,659 --> 01:23:15,162
Oh, you lousy intelligent people.

1343
01:23:15,162 --> 01:23:16,621
You liars.

1344
01:23:17,747 --> 01:23:21,334
Your, your books and your, your socialism

1345
01:23:21,334 --> 01:23:23,753
and your sneers, you give
me one long pain in the ass.

1346
01:23:23,753 --> 01:23:24,587
You know that?

1347
01:23:26,005 --> 01:23:29,049
You think I never read a book?
I've read books, big deal.

1348
01:23:29,049 --> 01:23:31,343
They always make fun of guys like me.

1349
01:23:31,343 --> 01:23:33,344
Pushers, guys who wanna get somewhere.

1350
01:23:33,386 --> 01:23:35,346
If you're so concerned,
how come in real life

1351
01:23:35,346 --> 01:23:37,515
you never ever had time for me, eh?

1352
01:23:37,557 --> 01:23:38,516
You think I should be running after

1353
01:23:38,516 --> 01:23:39,683
something else besides, money?

1354
01:23:39,683 --> 01:23:41,518
Good, you tell me what, you bastard!

1355
01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:50,610
I'm gonna have a place of my own one day,

1356
01:23:50,610 --> 01:23:53,863
and when I do, there aren't
gonna be any superior shits

1357
01:23:53,863 --> 01:23:55,697
to laugh at me or run me off.

1358
01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:01,536
Such a nervy kid.

1359
01:24:02,662 --> 01:24:05,331
My God, Doodle, take my advice.

1360
01:24:05,331 --> 01:24:06,749
I don't want your advice.

1361
01:24:06,749 --> 01:24:08,959
You don't want anything from me, eh?

1362
01:24:08,959 --> 01:24:09,793
Hm.

1363
01:24:11,919 --> 01:24:13,963
Come to think of it, you're
the only one in the family

1364
01:24:13,963 --> 01:24:16,341
who never came here to ask for something.

1365
01:24:20,052 --> 01:24:22,346
There were plenty of
times when I needed help.

1366
01:24:23,555 --> 01:24:24,765
But I wasn't gonna come.

1367
01:24:26,224 --> 01:24:27,058
Not to you.

1368
01:24:30,811 --> 01:24:33,731
You're hurting me, you know that?

1369
01:24:37,233 --> 01:24:38,652
I'm sorry.

1370
01:24:43,989 --> 01:24:45,074
The doctor.

1371
01:24:51,954 --> 01:24:54,207
Will you come another time?

1372
01:24:57,251 --> 01:24:58,086
Sure.

1373
01:25:07,134 --> 01:25:09,345
I wish I'd made more
time for you, Doodle.

1374
01:25:09,345 --> 01:25:14,016
God help me, but I wish I'd
seen what your grandfather saw.

1375
01:25:19,562 --> 01:25:22,272
You don't let him die! That's my uncle.

1376
01:25:29,613 --> 01:25:31,864
I want six sesame, very
hot, from up there, please.

1377
01:25:31,864 --> 01:25:33,282
Thank you.

1378
01:25:33,282 --> 01:25:34,117
Bitch.

1379
01:25:34,117 --> 01:25:36,661
You know what I'm gonna do,
Virgil? I'm gonna fire her.

1380
01:25:36,661 --> 01:25:37,745
But how you gonna fire her?

1381
01:25:37,745 --> 01:25:39,746
I mean, she quit over two weeks ago.

1382
01:25:41,915 --> 01:25:42,833
How much is this?

1383
01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:43,667
10 cents please.

1384
01:25:44,710 --> 01:25:46,669
What is that? You wanna tell
me what that book is please?

1385
01:25:46,669 --> 01:25:49,922
It's a rhyming dictionary,
Mr. Kravitz. I'm a poet.

1386
01:25:49,922 --> 01:25:50,756
He's a poet.

1387
01:25:50,756 --> 01:25:51,799
Everybody's a poet.

1388
01:25:54,467 --> 01:25:55,802
Oh, ho ho, oh!

1389
01:26:09,939 --> 01:26:12,942
Dagwood, you broke that light again.

1390
01:26:12,942 --> 01:26:14,193
How's Yvette?

1391
01:26:16,988 --> 01:26:19,406
Come on. I know you see her every night.

1392
01:26:21,158 --> 01:26:24,911
Listen, tell her that I drink
a lot. I look terrible, okay?

1393
01:26:28,873 --> 01:26:31,208
Tell her that my Uncle
Benjy is dying of cancer.

1394
01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:32,251
Okay?

1395
01:26:32,251 --> 01:26:33,418
Okay, Mr. Kravitz.

1396
01:26:37,589 --> 01:26:38,423
Listen, listen.

1397
01:26:39,382 --> 01:26:40,800
Dubrowski made a mistake about the amount

1398
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:43,177
of money for the truck, it was only $750.

1399
01:26:43,177 --> 01:26:46,013
So here's a check for
$250. That's for you.

1400
01:26:46,013 --> 01:26:48,599
Gee, thanks, Mr. Kravitz.

1401
01:26:48,599 --> 01:26:51,058
And I'm raising your
salary to 75 a week.

1402
01:26:51,058 --> 01:26:52,185
You tell her that, okay?

1403
01:26:52,185 --> 01:26:53,019
Sure, thanks, Mr. Kravitz.

1404
01:26:53,019 --> 01:26:55,229
Keep it down. Keep it down.

1405
01:26:55,229 --> 01:26:58,064
Kiss this, will ya? Jesus Christ.

1406
01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:06,030
We're going to
Sanagasett this afternoon.

1407
01:27:06,030 --> 01:27:07,740
I got the money for two more lots.

1408
01:27:10,910 --> 01:27:13,203
I own nearly half of it now.

1409
01:27:13,203 --> 01:27:14,579
Only nine months it took me.

1410
01:27:14,579 --> 01:27:19,542
Huh? What do you think of
your Duddy Kravitz now?

1411
01:27:25,839 --> 01:27:27,466
Prepare yourself for a shock.

1412
01:27:27,508 --> 01:27:29,091
What is it? What happened?

1413
01:27:29,091 --> 01:27:31,761
Friar has just gone off for good.

1414
01:27:31,761 --> 01:27:33,137
So what? Big deal.

1415
01:27:33,137 --> 01:27:35,097
He has taken the camera this time.

1416
01:27:36,515 --> 01:27:38,183
Oh so what? We're insured.

1417
01:27:38,183 --> 01:27:39,434
Oh, geez, we got the Herschelman wedding

1418
01:27:39,476 --> 01:27:41,186
in two weeks, don't we?

1419
01:27:41,186 --> 01:27:42,020
Hm.

1420
01:27:43,271 --> 01:27:44,814
He told me that he left

1421
01:27:44,814 --> 01:27:47,066
because he was in love with me

1422
01:27:47,066 --> 01:27:49,860
and he wanted to marry me.

1423
01:27:49,860 --> 01:27:51,737
Are you kidding?

1424
01:27:51,737 --> 01:27:53,613
He was my friend. I liked him.

1425
01:27:53,613 --> 01:27:55,782
What has that got to do with it?

1426
01:27:55,782 --> 01:27:58,952
Are you crazy? He
wasn't in love with you.

1427
01:27:58,952 --> 01:28:00,577
Oh no.

1428
01:28:00,577 --> 01:28:01,870
Listen, I wouldn't be surprised

1429
01:28:01,870 --> 01:28:03,997
if I did get married one of these days.

1430
01:28:03,997 --> 01:28:06,250
Hey, look, it floats.

1431
01:28:14,048 --> 01:28:17,676
Hey, it's cute.

1432
01:28:17,676 --> 01:28:18,677
Hello.

1433
01:28:18,677 --> 01:28:19,511
Is this Mr. Roseboro's house?

1434
01:28:19,511 --> 01:28:20,679
Yes.

1435
01:28:20,679 --> 01:28:22,264
This is the police speaking.

1436
01:28:51,831 --> 01:28:54,041
He says that Virgil
will never walk again.

1437
01:28:55,584 --> 01:28:57,419
His spine was smashed.

1438
01:29:02,882 --> 01:29:06,302
The nerves are torn, and the
spinal fluid is not moving.

1439
01:29:07,177 --> 01:29:10,097
And he lost all sense of
feeling under the hips.

1440
01:29:10,097 --> 01:29:12,640
And he will not even be able
to control his bowels anymore,

1441
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:14,893
and he will not even
know when he's urinating.

1442
01:29:14,893 --> 01:29:17,312
I want you to know all the details.

1443
01:29:17,312 --> 01:29:19,146
You're not going to get off easy.

1444
01:29:20,647 --> 01:29:22,399
Would you like to marry me?

1445
01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:33,784
Are you beginning to worry that all

1446
01:29:33,784 --> 01:29:35,577
the property deeds are in my name?

1447
01:29:44,168 --> 01:29:46,629
Once the insurance company
establishes that he was

1448
01:29:46,629 --> 01:29:49,381
an epileptic, you won't collect a cent.

1449
01:29:49,381 --> 01:29:51,841
Furthermore, he could sue you
for everything you've got.

1450
01:29:51,841 --> 01:29:53,593
He's my friend, Buck.

1451
01:29:53,593 --> 01:29:56,304
Get him to sign a release then.

1452
01:29:56,304 --> 01:29:58,597
I'll draw up a letter for you.

1453
01:29:58,639 --> 01:30:01,642
You hired me to protect
you. That's what I'm doing.

1454
01:30:03,310 --> 01:30:05,145
But he asks about you every day.

1455
01:30:06,312 --> 01:30:07,730
He thinks that you are angry at him

1456
01:30:07,730 --> 01:30:09,357
for smashing up your truck

1457
01:30:09,357 --> 01:30:11,067
and that's why you won't
go to the hospital.

1458
01:30:11,067 --> 01:30:12,026
All right, all right!

1459
01:30:12,026 --> 01:30:13,402
Let's not waste time anymore then.

1460
01:30:13,402 --> 01:30:14,986
Here's a box of matches.

1461
01:30:14,986 --> 01:30:16,821
You poke them under my
fingernails one at a time

1462
01:30:16,821 --> 01:30:18,657
and you light them, all right, go ahead!

1463
01:30:23,702 --> 01:30:26,163
I will ask the notary

1464
01:30:27,206 --> 01:30:30,166
to transfer the deeds
to your father's name

1465
01:30:30,166 --> 01:30:31,417
until you come of age.

1466
01:30:33,962 --> 01:30:36,965
You think the business is
gonna fall apart without you?

1467
01:30:36,965 --> 01:30:38,632
I never said that.

1468
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:43,095
You know what?

1469
01:30:44,179 --> 01:30:45,554
I'll tell you what.

1470
01:30:45,554 --> 01:30:48,224
I'm gonna get a really good secretary now.

1471
01:30:48,224 --> 01:30:49,892
Somebody who can spell.

1472
01:30:51,477 --> 01:30:53,186
Some girl who's really pretty.

1473
01:30:54,354 --> 01:30:56,523
Yeah, I'm gonna have a good time now!

1474
01:31:23,338 --> 01:31:25,131
Uncle Benjy was waiting by the window

1475
01:31:25,131 --> 01:31:27,299
for you day after day.

1476
01:31:27,299 --> 01:31:29,176
I came whenever I could, Zaide.

1477
01:31:29,176 --> 01:31:30,511
I was talking to Doodle.

1478
01:31:32,762 --> 01:31:34,097
He left this for you.

1479
01:31:35,056 --> 01:31:35,890
It's for you.

1480
01:31:46,191 --> 01:31:47,484
Where is Mother's grave?

1481
01:32:13,256 --> 01:32:17,552
There's only one thing you
can do. Declare bankruptcy.

1482
01:34:11,651 --> 01:34:14,529
Here it comes. St. Urban's
nine-day wonder.

1483
01:34:28,082 --> 01:34:30,001
Finished with the cab?

1484
01:34:30,001 --> 01:34:30,835
Yeah.

1485
01:34:34,546 --> 01:34:36,006
There you are, Partner.

1486
01:34:45,014 --> 01:34:47,349
Why don't you see the Boy Wonder?

1487
01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:49,726
Maybe he can put something your way.

1488
01:34:49,726 --> 01:34:50,602
When?

1489
01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:51,936
Shinora's Day?

1490
01:35:02,571 --> 01:35:04,573
The Corleo Steam Bath.

1491
01:35:05,948 --> 01:35:06,782
Doodle?

1492
01:35:07,658 --> 01:35:08,534
Doodle, is that you?

1493
01:35:08,534 --> 01:35:10,703
Big deal, there's a
law about driving a cab?

1494
01:35:10,703 --> 01:35:13,163
No, but look. Look how you look.

1495
01:35:17,584 --> 01:35:19,669
Not easy to make a living, Duddy.

1496
01:35:21,295 --> 01:35:23,797
What do you think, I never had trouble?

1497
01:35:23,797 --> 01:35:27,468
You think you run a scrapyard
25 years next September

1498
01:35:27,468 --> 01:35:29,510
without accidents, without lawsuits,

1499
01:35:29,510 --> 01:35:33,681
payoffs under the table, lies?

1500
01:35:33,681 --> 01:35:35,433
It's either that or you go under.

1501
01:35:36,643 --> 01:35:38,227
So make up your mind, my friend.

1502
01:35:39,144 --> 01:35:41,730
You don't build beautiful houses
and send your wife to Miami

1503
01:35:41,730 --> 01:35:43,815
in the winter from driving a taxi.

1504
01:35:46,734 --> 01:35:47,568
Ah.

1505
01:35:48,444 --> 01:35:50,029
Hey, listen, Duddy.

1506
01:35:52,240 --> 01:35:53,281
One time a.

1507
01:35:56,117 --> 01:35:58,078
A guy got killed on my yard.

1508
01:36:00,330 --> 01:36:01,330
A broken crane.

1509
01:36:03,958 --> 01:36:04,792
Ah.

1510
01:36:07,002 --> 01:36:08,419
They said it was my fault.

1511
01:36:09,671 --> 01:36:10,546
Negligence.

1512
01:36:12,882 --> 01:36:14,926
I almost went in jail.

1513
01:36:14,926 --> 01:36:16,052
Yeah.

1514
01:36:16,052 --> 01:36:17,719
I came this close.

1515
01:36:20,264 --> 01:36:25,059
But, I had a partner, he
wasn't as smart as me.

1516
01:36:25,059 --> 01:36:27,561
So, he went instead.

1517
01:36:28,813 --> 01:36:30,731
But let me tell you something.

1518
01:36:30,731 --> 01:36:34,442
My Bernie will never have to
cheat a partner into jail.

1519
01:36:36,820 --> 01:36:39,197
But, on the other hand,

1520
01:36:40,281 --> 01:36:42,825
he never landed in this country
with three words of English

1521
01:36:42,825 --> 01:36:46,328
and 50 cents in his pocket either, so,

1522
01:36:46,328 --> 01:36:47,162
so there you are.

1523
01:36:49,539 --> 01:36:50,373
He's crippled for life, my friend.

1524
01:36:50,373 --> 01:36:53,293
It's not your fault, goddammit, Duddy.

1525
01:36:53,293 --> 01:36:57,337
Ah, I never knew you were
such a softie. Listen.

1526
01:36:57,337 --> 01:37:00,424
It's war, Duddy. War.

1527
01:37:00,424 --> 01:37:02,843
And the white man has all the big guns.

1528
01:37:02,843 --> 01:37:05,428
It was dangerous for him
to be driving that truck,

1529
01:37:05,428 --> 01:37:07,263
and it was my
responsibility that he was...

1530
01:37:07,263 --> 01:37:09,765
Oh, oh, you wanna be a saint?

1531
01:37:09,765 --> 01:37:12,100
Well then go to Israel and plant oranges

1532
01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:13,935
in a kibbutz, my young Kravitz.

1533
01:37:15,061 --> 01:37:18,315
You know my attitude toward my
oldest and dearest customer?

1534
01:37:19,356 --> 01:37:20,316
Kk.

1535
01:37:20,316 --> 01:37:23,944
Hm. A plague on him, that's my motto.

1536
01:37:23,944 --> 01:37:24,903
And the more money I make,

1537
01:37:24,903 --> 01:37:26,697
the better I can take care of my own.

1538
01:37:26,697 --> 01:37:28,448
You try it sometime, you
talk to the white man

1539
01:37:28,448 --> 01:37:30,033
when you're in trouble, you'll find out.

1540
01:37:30,033 --> 01:37:32,118
He'll throw you in the oven
along with six million others.

1541
01:37:32,118 --> 01:37:33,453
Hey, wait, wait a minute.

1542
01:37:33,453 --> 01:37:35,746
Hey, come on. Virgil's not a Nazi.

1543
01:37:37,247 --> 01:37:38,081
Yeah.

1544
01:37:57,932 --> 01:38:00,225
And how are
things at the office?

1545
01:38:00,225 --> 01:38:02,436
Oh.

1546
01:38:06,481 --> 01:38:10,568
Not that I care, but how
is the new girl making out?

1547
01:38:12,236 --> 01:38:13,613
Can't complain.

1548
01:38:21,870 --> 01:38:22,703
Shit!

1549
01:38:24,121 --> 01:38:25,915
Why didn't you bring some flowers?

1550
01:38:26,874 --> 01:38:30,668
Aw, no flowers. I don't do.

1551
01:38:34,506 --> 01:38:37,926
It's good to see you
again. You're my buddy.

1552
01:38:45,265 --> 01:38:46,599
Time for dinner, Virgil.

1553
01:38:48,142 --> 01:38:49,268
Excuse me.

1554
01:38:49,268 --> 01:38:52,105
Well I guess I better be going, huh?

1555
01:38:54,189 --> 01:38:56,274
Yvette, can he at least stay for dinner?

1556
01:38:57,275 --> 01:38:58,110
If he wants to.

1557
01:39:05,574 --> 01:39:07,910
You must be very proud of yourself.

1558
01:39:07,910 --> 01:39:08,786
You've really.

1559
01:39:13,081 --> 01:39:14,999
You've really worked miracles with him.

1560
01:39:17,626 --> 01:39:18,460
Please.

1561
01:39:19,878 --> 01:39:21,797
I'm just very proud of you, that's all.

1562
01:39:29,387 --> 01:39:31,389
Well, it's getting late.

1563
01:39:45,484 --> 01:39:47,153
Why don't you come out with it

1564
01:39:47,153 --> 01:39:48,779
and just ask if you can stay?

1565
01:39:59,621 --> 01:40:00,539
Yeah.

1566
01:40:52,626 --> 01:40:57,631
You only need $4,500 and
the whole lake is yours.

1567
01:40:57,672 --> 01:40:59,882
The notary has given us two weeks

1568
01:40:59,882 --> 01:41:01,884
before he puts it up public for sale.

1569
01:41:03,385 --> 01:41:04,470
And the clause...

1570
01:41:04,470 --> 01:41:06,055
I'm not interested.

1571
01:41:16,855 --> 01:41:20,776
If, if you really mean
that, Duddy, I'm glad.

1572
01:41:23,403 --> 01:41:26,906
Oh, please, don't start it all over again.

1573
01:41:27,823 --> 01:41:29,367
Please, I couldn't stand it.

1574
01:41:37,958 --> 01:41:39,833
We don't need it to be rich, you know.

1575
01:41:43,837 --> 01:41:46,173
You can do anything you want.

1576
01:41:53,137 --> 01:41:53,930
Hey, Duddy.

1577
01:41:55,889 --> 01:41:57,558
Yes?

1578
01:41:57,558 --> 01:41:59,601
Your friend Mr. Dingleman's in trouble.

1579
01:42:01,478 --> 01:42:02,688
What else is new?

1580
01:42:07,108 --> 01:42:09,569
He's being investigated
by the Code Commission.

1581
01:42:14,990 --> 01:42:17,492
What for?

1582
01:42:17,492 --> 01:42:19,159
Smuggling drugs, heroin.

1583
01:42:22,288 --> 01:42:23,163
Okay, I'm here.

1584
01:42:24,582 --> 01:42:26,000
And you know why.

1585
01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:27,250
Certainly.

1586
01:42:27,250 --> 01:42:29,961
You heard I was in trouble,
and you owe me 500...

1587
01:42:29,961 --> 01:42:31,087
No, no such luck.

1588
01:42:32,213 --> 01:42:34,048
No, I need $4,500.

1589
01:42:35,841 --> 01:42:38,927
Aren't you
afraid a gangster like me

1590
01:42:38,927 --> 01:42:41,430
might just, uh, take you for a ride?

1591
01:42:43,431 --> 01:42:44,599
You must think I'm kidding.

1592
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:46,767
Don't you know that I could
go to the Code Commission?

1593
01:42:46,767 --> 01:42:48,019
I could test...

1594
01:42:48,019 --> 01:42:49,895
What, that you carried the
suitcase across the border?

1595
01:42:53,565 --> 01:42:55,775
I hope they put you away for life.

1596
01:42:55,775 --> 01:42:57,152
Maybe they will.

1597
01:42:58,777 --> 01:43:00,821
You know, when I was a kid,

1598
01:43:00,821 --> 01:43:02,531
I used to think you were some guy.

1599
01:43:04,199 --> 01:43:05,034
Wait a minute.

1600
01:43:06,075 --> 01:43:08,786
You know, I am interested in real estate.

1601
01:43:08,786 --> 01:43:10,747
Now if you're broke and there's something

1602
01:43:10,747 --> 01:43:12,957
you wanna part with.

1603
01:43:12,957 --> 01:43:15,000
Hanging's too good for you, Dingleman.

1604
01:43:23,716 --> 01:43:26,260
Duddy, do you
know who's after the land?

1605
01:43:26,260 --> 01:43:27,178
Who?

1606
01:43:27,178 --> 01:43:28,179
Dingleman.

1607
01:43:29,679 --> 01:43:31,640
All right, what do
you mean after the land?

1608
01:43:31,640 --> 01:43:32,641
He's got all the money in the world.

1609
01:43:32,641 --> 01:43:34,100
Why doesn't he just buy it?

1610
01:43:34,100 --> 01:43:36,978
One of the farmers, he uh.

1611
01:43:36,978 --> 01:43:38,437
He uh.

1612
01:43:38,437 --> 01:43:40,314
He hate Jews.

1613
01:43:40,314 --> 01:43:43,067
And, he would like much
more to sell it to me.

1614
01:43:43,067 --> 01:43:45,069
Another anti-Semite. God bless him!

1615
01:43:45,069 --> 01:43:45,943
Sh!

1616
01:43:45,943 --> 01:43:47,737
Listen, listen, I want
you to tell that dumb

1617
01:43:47,737 --> 01:43:49,947
pea soup farmer that
Dingleman is the biggest,

1618
01:43:49,947 --> 01:43:53,325
fattest, dirtiest goddamn
Jew that ever lived.

1619
01:43:53,325 --> 01:43:54,576
And if he ever gets his hand on that land

1620
01:43:54,576 --> 01:43:56,370
he's gonna be a synagogue on it.

1621
01:44:04,168 --> 01:44:08,130
It's a whole lake,
Daddy! A whole bloody lake!

1622
01:44:08,130 --> 01:44:10,965
Ah, your last brain
wave ended in bankruptcy.

1623
01:44:10,965 --> 01:44:13,218
Listen, it'll be owned by
all of us. Don't you see?

1624
01:44:13,218 --> 01:44:15,387
We're all gonna be rich.
You're gonna be able to retire.

1625
01:44:15,387 --> 01:44:16,763
What's under the lake, oil?

1626
01:44:16,763 --> 01:44:18,222
Shit!

1627
01:44:18,222 --> 01:44:20,265
Talk to him, Duddy. Don't get impatient.

1628
01:44:20,265 --> 01:44:21,642
He's not gonna help me!

1629
01:44:21,642 --> 01:44:24,645
In a million years, the
man is not gonna help me!

1630
01:44:27,814 --> 01:44:30,775
Would you help a boy who
talks to his father like that?

1631
01:44:30,775 --> 01:44:31,984
Strike.

1632
01:44:32,026 --> 01:44:33,735
Now look, put it this way, Daddy.

1633
01:44:33,735 --> 01:44:38,407
Dingleman, okay, Dingleman
is fighting me for this land.

1634
01:44:38,407 --> 01:44:39,700
You're competing with the Boy Wonder?

1635
01:44:39,700 --> 01:44:41,826
Yeah. Now you get the picture?

1636
01:44:41,826 --> 01:44:44,912
Oh, I smell burning fingers!

1637
01:44:44,912 --> 01:44:47,081
Oh yeah? Well maybe his, not mine.

1638
01:44:47,081 --> 01:44:48,249
Come on, Daddy!

1639
01:44:48,249 --> 01:44:51,167
Now look, I worked hard for my money.

1640
01:44:51,167 --> 01:44:52,460
I got my old age to think of.

1641
01:44:52,460 --> 01:44:55,839
He's never asked you for
anything before, Daddy.

1642
01:44:55,839 --> 01:44:57,005
What is this?

1643
01:44:57,005 --> 01:44:58,382
Look, they're ganging up on me.

1644
01:44:58,382 --> 01:44:59,800
Oh, geez!

1645
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:01,468
Oh geez!

1646
01:45:01,468 --> 01:45:02,553
If I don't lend you the money,

1647
01:45:02,553 --> 01:45:04,262
suddenly I'm a son of a bitch.

1648
01:45:05,096 --> 01:45:06,597
Me, who sat up for you for three nights

1649
01:45:06,597 --> 01:45:08,015
when you had the mumps.

1650
01:45:08,015 --> 01:45:10,810
At great personal risk because,
you know, I never had them.

1651
01:45:11,644 --> 01:45:13,186
I missed out on the Lux Radio Theater.

1652
01:45:13,186 --> 01:45:14,771
And the last game of the World Series.

1653
01:45:14,771 --> 01:45:16,732
And you know who was pitching? Ruffing.

1654
01:45:16,732 --> 01:45:18,066
Ruffing? Oh.

1655
01:45:18,066 --> 01:45:20,818
Ruffing. Yeah, Ruffing.

1656
01:45:20,860 --> 01:45:22,737
Listen, some fathers
wouldn't even go around...

1657
01:45:22,737 --> 01:45:24,989
If not for Duddy, I
would've been expelled.

1658
01:45:24,989 --> 01:45:26,741
I don't give rewards for that.

1659
01:45:26,741 --> 01:45:28,199
We're family. We stick together.

1660
01:45:28,199 --> 01:45:30,994
Like the Rockefellers,
in our own small way.

1661
01:45:30,994 --> 01:45:32,328
Jesus!

1662
01:45:32,328 --> 01:45:34,289
H Christ!

1663
01:45:36,123 --> 01:45:37,833
If I was John D. Rockefeller,

1664
01:45:37,833 --> 01:45:39,418
would he talk to me like that?

1665
01:45:39,418 --> 01:45:40,294
He's nervous, Daddy.

1666
01:45:40,294 --> 01:45:43,671
- This is driving me crazy!
- I am going for a walk!

1667
01:45:43,671 --> 01:45:45,381
Wait a minute. Just
wait a minute, Duddy.

1668
01:45:45,381 --> 01:45:48,009
Daddy, Daddy, how much
money can you give him?

1669
01:45:48,009 --> 01:45:49,051
Give him?

1670
01:45:49,051 --> 01:45:50,636
I give him nothing.

1671
01:45:50,636 --> 01:45:51,470
I'll lend him.

1672
01:45:52,345 --> 01:45:55,348
I'll lend him a, a thousand dollars.

1673
01:45:56,641 --> 01:45:58,560
You're kidding me?

1674
01:45:58,560 --> 01:46:01,312
Yeah, and I got a feeling
I'm kissing it goodbye too.

1675
01:46:03,731 --> 01:46:05,608
See it? There it goes.

1676
01:46:05,608 --> 01:46:06,650
You see it? Right in the gutter.

1677
01:46:06,650 --> 01:46:08,735
Right in the goddamn gutter!

1678
01:46:11,362 --> 01:46:13,740
Oh sure, now he loves me, huh?

1679
01:46:13,740 --> 01:46:15,073
Now he loves me.

1680
01:46:17,201 --> 01:46:21,121
Boy, I wish I had some
of your talent, Virgil.

1681
01:46:22,831 --> 01:46:25,708
- You wanna read that?
- It's my latest poem.

1682
01:46:25,708 --> 01:46:26,542
Could I?

1683
01:46:26,542 --> 01:46:27,376
Yeah.

1684
01:46:27,376 --> 01:46:29,212
Thank you. That's really nice.

1685
01:46:31,171 --> 01:46:33,757
Hey, by the way, where did you and Yvette

1686
01:46:33,757 --> 01:46:36,718
get all the money for the
hospital bills, you know?

1687
01:46:39,595 --> 01:46:41,889
Virgil? Oh come on, I
thought we were buddies.

1688
01:46:44,350 --> 01:46:46,185
Well my grandfather left me some.

1689
01:46:46,185 --> 01:46:47,268
Your grandfather.

1690
01:46:48,269 --> 01:46:49,187
Do you wanna know what you oughta do

1691
01:46:49,187 --> 01:46:50,438
with some of that money, Virgil?

1692
01:46:50,438 --> 01:46:52,190
You oughta invest it in real estate.

1693
01:46:52,190 --> 01:46:53,858
I can't lend you any money, Duddy.

1694
01:46:53,858 --> 01:46:55,067
Virgil, it's a very good...

1695
01:46:55,067 --> 01:46:56,777
I promised Yvette. I can't.

1696
01:46:56,777 --> 01:46:58,153
You promised Yvette, huh?

1697
01:46:58,153 --> 01:47:00,823
Lousy pork-eating Florence
Nightingale. Where is she?

1698
01:47:03,074 --> 01:47:04,408
I'm disappointed.

1699
01:47:05,743 --> 01:47:09,455
I never thought you'd ask me for money.

1700
01:47:12,707 --> 01:47:14,584
No I guess not.

1701
01:47:14,584 --> 01:47:16,211
I mean I was supposed to be play snooker

1702
01:47:16,211 --> 01:47:17,629
with you for about 18 years.

1703
01:47:18,671 --> 01:47:20,631
Well I don't have the time, Hugh.

1704
01:47:20,631 --> 01:47:23,843
Or the background, or the polish.

1705
01:47:27,303 --> 01:47:28,638
But you know what, Hugh?

1706
01:47:28,638 --> 01:47:31,140
If I hustle, if I really, really hustle,

1707
01:47:31,140 --> 01:47:32,851
my son is gonna have it all.

1708
01:47:32,851 --> 01:47:34,142
I mean, how long did it take your family

1709
01:47:34,142 --> 01:47:37,938
to go from the slums of
Glasgow to all of this?

1710
01:47:39,273 --> 01:47:41,567
I bet his fingernails aren't
as clean as yours, Hugh.

1711
01:47:41,567 --> 01:47:44,026
So up yours. Thanks for the booze.

1712
01:47:50,991 --> 01:47:51,908
Hi.

1713
01:47:51,908 --> 01:47:53,034
Duddy, what's going on?

1714
01:47:53,034 --> 01:47:54,911
I sold the books and
some of the furniture.

1715
01:47:54,911 --> 01:47:55,871
What!

1716
01:47:55,871 --> 01:47:58,122
Listen, my little kachka,
I am not a British lord,

1717
01:47:58,122 --> 01:47:59,874
and this is not my ancestral home,

1718
01:47:59,874 --> 01:48:02,167
and if my precious uncle had
set things up so that I could

1719
01:48:02,167 --> 01:48:03,502
take a mortgage on this place

1720
01:48:03,502 --> 01:48:05,170
I wouldn't be in a spot like this.

1721
01:48:06,170 --> 01:48:08,047
It's all in trust.

1722
01:48:08,047 --> 01:48:09,173
Isn't there any amount that we...

1723
01:48:09,173 --> 01:48:11,467
Honestly, Duddy, I don't
get a penny until I graduate.

1724
01:48:11,467 --> 01:48:13,177
Oh, that's it. I'm finished.

1725
01:48:51,336 --> 01:48:52,170
Yvette?

1726
01:48:59,593 --> 01:49:00,427
Virgil?

1727
01:49:36,583 --> 01:49:38,085
Hello, Operator.

1728
01:49:38,085 --> 01:49:40,169
I'd like the number to
the Viking Montreal.

1729
01:49:40,169 --> 01:49:42,713
That's all right, Operator,
I've got it. Thank you.

1730
01:50:00,187 --> 01:50:03,148
Hello. Hello, this is Virgil Roseboro.

1731
01:50:04,482 --> 01:50:06,526
I'd like to get a check certified,

1732
01:50:06,526 --> 01:50:09,404
and are you aware of my condition?

1733
01:50:09,404 --> 01:50:10,822
Yes, that's right.

1734
01:50:11,863 --> 01:50:14,825
I'd like to send Mr. Kravitz
down for certification.

1735
01:50:16,284 --> 01:50:17,869
Yes.

1736
01:50:17,869 --> 01:50:18,954
All right. Thank you.

1737
01:50:18,954 --> 01:50:20,246
Thank you very much, bye.

1738
01:50:34,551 --> 01:50:35,843
Hello.

1739
01:50:35,843 --> 01:50:38,846
Yes, this is Mr. Roseboro.
Mr. Kravitz just left.

1740
01:50:40,639 --> 01:50:42,433
All right, thank you very much. Bye.

1741
01:51:13,084 --> 01:51:13,918
Duddy?

1742
01:51:15,210 --> 01:51:16,253
Duddy, we're home.

1743
01:51:18,589 --> 01:51:19,798
How are you?

1744
01:51:22,633 --> 01:51:23,676
What's the matter?

1745
01:51:23,676 --> 01:51:26,179
Why couldn't you have come home earlier?

1746
01:51:26,179 --> 01:51:28,639
Where the hell were
you an hour ago anyway?

1747
01:51:37,522 --> 01:51:39,273
Oh, Christ almighty.

1748
01:51:41,067 --> 01:51:42,651
Hey, it's Indian territory.

1749
01:51:42,651 --> 01:51:43,903
Duddy, it's a wilderness.

1750
01:51:43,903 --> 01:51:46,780
Yeah, sure, a wilderness,
and you remember it.

1751
01:51:46,780 --> 01:51:49,407
You goddamn remember it.

1752
01:51:49,407 --> 01:51:52,035
Because there's gonna be a
whole town going up around here.

1753
01:51:52,035 --> 01:51:52,994
Hey, Pop.

1754
01:51:52,994 --> 01:51:53,994
Huh?

1755
01:51:53,994 --> 01:51:55,120
Kravitzville.

1756
01:51:55,120 --> 01:51:58,207
Kravitzville.

1757
01:51:58,207 --> 01:51:59,625
Kravitzville.

1758
01:51:59,625 --> 01:52:01,126
I Dream when you're feeling poor ♪

1759
01:52:01,126 --> 01:52:02,627
Oh God.

1760
01:52:02,627 --> 01:52:06,714
♪ Dream, who's that on our land? ♪

1761
01:52:08,257 --> 01:52:09,300
Jerry. Jerry!

1762
01:52:10,425 --> 01:52:11,927
Hey, aren't you in jail yet?

1763
01:52:14,888 --> 01:52:16,973
Jerry, I want you to meet my boy Lennie.

1764
01:52:16,973 --> 01:52:18,808
Now Lennie's gonna be a doctor.

1765
01:52:18,808 --> 01:52:19,975
That's great, kid.

1766
01:52:22,103 --> 01:52:23,062
Hello, Duddy.

1767
01:52:26,314 --> 01:52:29,526
Hey, I came here to congratulate you.

1768
01:52:34,279 --> 01:52:36,782
Hey, this is a fine property
your boy has here, Max.

1769
01:52:36,782 --> 01:52:37,908
Oh, yeah.

1770
01:52:37,908 --> 01:52:39,493
Yeah.

1771
01:52:39,493 --> 01:52:42,578
Now listen, kid, you're
gonna need a lotta money

1772
01:52:42,578 --> 01:52:43,871
to develop this land.

1773
01:52:43,871 --> 01:52:46,582
Yeah, yeah, a million. Maybe more.

1774
01:52:46,582 --> 01:52:48,543
Hey, Zaide, where are you going?

1775
01:52:48,543 --> 01:52:49,376
Zaide?

1776
01:52:51,378 --> 01:52:54,673
I don't feel well. I'm
gonna sit in the car.

1777
01:52:56,883 --> 01:52:59,260
But you haven't picked
out your farm yet, Zaide.

1778
01:52:59,260 --> 01:53:00,261
Listen to me, Duddy.

1779
01:53:00,261 --> 01:53:01,470
Duddy, listen.

1780
01:53:03,514 --> 01:53:04,807
All right, he's listening.

1781
01:53:07,392 --> 01:53:11,563
You can't raise the money
for development. I can.

1782
01:53:11,563 --> 01:53:13,522
That's funny.

1783
01:53:13,522 --> 01:53:16,859
Last time I spoke to you,
you couldn't raise $4,000.

1784
01:53:16,859 --> 01:53:17,693
Remember, sonny?

1785
01:53:18,527 --> 01:53:20,070
We could be partners.

1786
01:53:21,112 --> 01:53:21,946
Hey.

1787
01:53:22,947 --> 01:53:25,533
Hey, now just think, uh?

1788
01:53:25,533 --> 01:53:28,618
My boy and Jerry Dingleman, partners, uh?

1789
01:53:31,037 --> 01:53:32,789
Hey, Dingleman, come over here.

1790
01:53:32,789 --> 01:53:33,623
Come here.

1791
01:53:35,041 --> 01:53:35,876
Come here.

1792
01:53:35,876 --> 01:53:36,709
Dingleman,

1793
01:53:38,043 --> 01:53:39,211
get off my land.

1794
01:53:43,382 --> 01:53:44,216
Beat it.

1795
01:53:47,135 --> 01:53:48,303
Beat it.

1796
01:53:48,303 --> 01:53:52,598
- All right, kid, just remember.
- You'll never do it alone.

1797
01:53:52,598 --> 01:53:53,891
Hey, Dingleman.

1798
01:53:54,808 --> 01:53:58,020
I'm gonna give you five minutes
to get the hell off my land.

1799
01:53:59,104 --> 01:54:00,730
I'm king of the castle
around here, Dingleman.

1800
01:54:00,730 --> 01:54:01,606
Forget it, Mickey. Come on.

1801
01:54:01,606 --> 01:54:03,024
Jerry, he don't
know what he's doing.

1802
01:54:03,024 --> 01:54:04,984
Hey, remember how you were
when you were a kid, uh?

1803
01:54:04,984 --> 01:54:08,945
- Hey, hey, wait a second.
- Wait a second, wait a second!

1804
01:54:08,987 --> 01:54:10,780
Hey, Dingleman. Dingleman.

1805
01:54:10,780 --> 01:54:12,449
On my land, Dingleman,
there ain't gonna be any

1806
01:54:12,449 --> 01:54:15,243
dope smugglers, and there
ain't gonna be any cripples,

1807
01:54:15,243 --> 01:54:18,329
except on Schnorrer's
Day, Dingleman.

1808
01:54:20,122 --> 01:54:22,750
Hey, hey, Pop, don't you see?

1809
01:54:22,750 --> 01:54:24,959
Don't you see? This is a goldmine.

1810
01:54:24,959 --> 01:54:27,754
Lennie, he came all this
way just to beg for an in!

1811
01:54:27,754 --> 01:54:29,422
Hey! Hey, Dingleman!

1812
01:54:30,465 --> 01:54:33,383
Dingleman, run faster, you bastard!

1813
01:54:33,383 --> 01:54:34,343
Come on, run!

1814
01:54:50,899 --> 01:54:52,192
I don't want a lot here.

1815
01:54:54,236 --> 01:54:55,319
Why not?

1816
01:54:55,319 --> 01:54:57,112
The girl came to see me last week.

1817
01:54:59,657 --> 01:55:01,492
Uh, you weren't gonna wait

1818
01:55:01,492 --> 01:55:03,159
until you could hear my side of the story?

1819
01:55:03,159 --> 01:55:04,953
I can see what you had
planned for me, Doodle.

1820
01:55:04,953 --> 01:55:06,454
You're gonna be good to
me and that'll settle

1821
01:55:06,454 --> 01:55:08,957
your conscience when you
go out to swindle others.

1822
01:55:15,087 --> 01:55:17,506
The boy's fits are getting worse.

1823
01:55:17,506 --> 01:55:19,924
- I didn't give him epilepsy.
- What do you want me to do?

1824
01:55:19,924 --> 01:55:21,175
You want me to marry a shikse?

1825
01:55:21,175 --> 01:55:23,552
Don't twist. Not with me.

1826
01:55:23,552 --> 01:55:25,304
You don't twist either.

1827
01:55:25,304 --> 01:55:26,930
You don't want a farm.

1828
01:55:26,930 --> 01:55:29,516
You wanna die in that
stinking sweatshop, don't you?

1829
01:55:33,436 --> 01:55:36,146
A man without land is nothing.
That's what you taught me.

1830
01:55:37,606 --> 01:55:40,067
Well, I'm a somebody.

1831
01:55:41,360 --> 01:55:42,694
I'm a real somebody now.

1832
01:56:12,429 --> 01:56:15,597
I don't want Virgil to see you.

1833
01:56:15,597 --> 01:56:17,641
If he see you, he might have another fit.

1834
01:56:23,229 --> 01:56:25,064
I oughta ring your goddamn neck.

1835
01:56:27,108 --> 01:56:30,485
What the hell did you talk
to my grandfather for, huh?

1836
01:56:30,485 --> 01:56:31,778
Of all the people in the
world, he's the one person

1837
01:56:31,778 --> 01:56:32,612
I never wanted to hurt.

1838
01:56:32,612 --> 01:56:33,905
That's exactly why I went.

1839
01:56:33,905 --> 01:56:36,033
Thanks. Thanks a lot.

1840
01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:41,954
Please go.

1841
01:56:43,372 --> 01:56:44,206
Yvette.

1842
01:56:45,582 --> 01:56:47,000
I did it for all of us.

1843
01:56:49,127 --> 01:56:51,755
Do you really think I
liked forging that check?

1844
01:56:51,755 --> 01:56:53,173
You really think I'm a thief?

1845
01:57:00,346 --> 01:57:03,097
Look, I had to act quickly.

1846
01:57:03,097 --> 01:57:07,060
What I did, okay, what I
did was, it was unorthodox,

1847
01:57:07,060 --> 01:57:07,935
but I'm gonna pay him back.

1848
01:57:07,935 --> 01:57:10,562
I swear to God I'm gonna
pay him back every cent.

1849
01:57:10,562 --> 01:57:12,606
He don't want your money.

1850
01:57:12,606 --> 01:57:14,358
And all I want is to be left alone.

1851
01:57:14,358 --> 01:57:15,442
Will you listen?

1852
01:57:16,818 --> 01:57:19,945
I'm building a town, a whole town,

1853
01:57:19,945 --> 01:57:22,156
where there was only
bugs and bullshit before.

1854
01:57:22,156 --> 01:57:24,241
I'm creating jobs.

1855
01:57:24,241 --> 01:57:27,285
I'm a public goddamn benefactor.

1856
01:57:27,285 --> 01:57:28,119
Duddy,

1857
01:57:29,496 --> 01:57:30,914
I don't want to see you

1858
01:57:31,998 --> 01:57:34,208
ever again.

1859
01:57:43,299 --> 01:57:46,052
I gotta do everything
myself. I can't trust anybody.

1860
01:57:47,136 --> 01:57:48,553
I suppose we betrayed you.

1861
01:57:51,473 --> 01:57:52,682
Yes you did.

1862
01:58:02,983 --> 01:58:03,818
Yvette.

1863
01:58:05,693 --> 01:58:08,196
Yvette, goddammit! Will you listen?

1864
01:58:24,544 --> 01:58:26,337
That'll be a dollar and a quarter.

1865
01:58:27,505 --> 01:58:30,173
Uh, mark it down.

1866
01:58:30,173 --> 01:58:31,341
Sure, Duddy.

1867
01:58:31,341 --> 01:58:32,843
You see that, Daddy?

1868
01:58:32,843 --> 01:58:33,802
You see that?

1869
01:58:34,970 --> 01:58:37,721
Yeah.

1870
01:58:52,192 --> 01:58:54,236
Listen, even as a
kid, long before he begun

1871
01:58:54,236 --> 01:58:56,864
to make his mark, my
boy was a troublemaker.

1872
01:58:56,864 --> 01:58:58,657
He was born on the
wrong side of the tracks

1873
01:58:58,657 --> 01:59:00,992
with a rusty spoon in
his mouth, so to speak.

1874
01:59:00,992 --> 01:59:03,286
And a spark of rebellion in him.

1875
01:59:03,286 --> 01:59:06,372
A motherless boy, but one
who thrived on adversity.

1876
01:59:06,372 --> 01:59:08,623
Like Maxim Gorky or Eddie Cantor,

1877
01:59:08,623 --> 01:59:10,292
if you're familiar with the histories.

1878
01:59:10,292 --> 01:59:11,835
Ah, from the time of his birth,

1879
01:59:11,835 --> 01:59:14,504
you knew he was slated
for fame and fortune.

1880
01:59:14,504 --> 01:59:15,963
A comer, my Duddy.

1881
01:59:15,963 --> 01:59:19,550
But only a St. Urban
Street boy, huh? So what?

1882
01:59:19,550 --> 01:59:22,553
Listen, where did Napoleon
come from? Corsica.

1883
01:59:22,553 --> 01:59:24,471
And whoever heard of that
little dry fart of an island

1884
01:59:24,471 --> 01:59:26,598
before the Little Corporal made his rep?

1885
01:59:26,598 --> 01:59:29,267
Okay, so listen, Duddy's got a big mouth.

1886
01:59:29,267 --> 01:59:30,268
And he did bad at school.

1887
01:59:30,268 --> 01:59:31,477
Well, you know what I say to that?

1888
01:59:31,477 --> 01:59:34,521
So did Winston Churchill if
you read up on his life story.

1889
01:59:34,521 --> 01:59:37,232
And he didn't exactly wind up at zero.

1890
01:59:37,232 --> 01:59:39,358
Now mind you, he had advantages.

1891
01:59:39,358 --> 01:59:40,818
He was well born.

1892
01:59:40,818 --> 01:59:42,904
He wasn't Jewish, and he
didn't have to contend

1893
01:59:42,904 --> 01:59:44,322
with a lot of anti-Semites.

1894
01:59:44,322 --> 01:59:46,740
Or an old man who did
nothing but drive a taxi.

1895
01:59:46,740 --> 01:59:47,574
Yeah, so what?

1896
01:59:47,574 --> 01:59:50,327
Listen, I brought my Duddy up right.

1897
01:59:50,327 --> 01:59:52,245
When he was only 13, he didn't know

1898
01:59:52,245 --> 01:59:54,872
you could do anything but pee with it.

1899
01:59:54,872 --> 01:59:56,707
I bought him a set of barbells.

1900
01:59:56,707 --> 01:59:58,542
You know, for weightlifting.

1901
01:59:58,542 --> 02:00:03,546
Son, I said, the world is
full of shits. Exercise.

1902
02:00:04,005 --> 02:00:05,965
And you know what else?